Jerk & Soy

This week we rate John Cena's apology to China (Soy couldn't do it in Mandarin, but John Cena could have). Jerk drags the Powerpuff Girls live-action TV show, but will still watch it when it airs, while Soy breaks down Andrew Yang's awkward interview by Ziwe. Following Tony Hinchliffe getting cancelled, we also remind our listeners that there is no scenario where a white person needs to use a racial slur. On Armchair Critic, we review Those Who Wish Me Dead, and fawn over the return of the OG Tomb Raider, Angelina Jolie.

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This week we rate Chrissy Teigen's apology (you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain). Jerk is blown away by Caitlyn Jenner's press tour in support of her bid for governenor, and Soy disagrees with his fave's (Donald Glover) hot take. On Armchair Critic, we watched Without Remorse and discuss how many ways a movie can show a shirtless Michael B. Jordan (spoilers: a LOT!)

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This week we break down the Oscar winners - and review Nomadland (Best Picture winner and a movie we never want to watch again). Jerk gets hyped about the Eternals and Soy wades into the discussion of who gets to play what roles in media.

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This week, we discuss Demi Lovato taking on a local frozen yogurt store and their sugar-free cookies (no you didn't misread that sentence). Jerk and Soy also contemplate voting conservative after Canada released the latest federal budget. On armchair critic, we reach new lows with Thunder Force and pray that Melissa McCarthy will go back to making movies with Paul Feig.

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This week on armchair critic it’s the showdown of the season - Godzilla versus Kong! No matter who wins - your brain loses. We also break down the Ray Fisher and Warner Bros debacle, as well as structural racism in medicine. Finally we rate the James Charles’ apology (the latest one). 

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This week, Jerk performs a satanic ritual to pay tribute to Lil Nas X's internet-breaking rollout for Montero (Call Me By Your Name). Soy has no time for Jay Leno's apology to Asian Americans. We also watched the (Oscar-nominated!!) Borat Subsequent Moviefilm and lament about the days when watching a baker write something antisemitic on a cake was shocking (now it's just another Monday).

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Jerk and Soy go head to head debating whether the 4 hour cut of Justice League is a good movie. Soy experiences whiplash with all the recognition for Asian film in this year's Oscars nominations and the Georgia shootings (#StopAsianHate). Jerk is over the moon about Beyoncé's history-making night at the Grammys and the ascent of Blue Ivy Carter.

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This week, we break down the not so shocking revelations in Oprah with Meghan and Harry (the British tabloids are bad?! The monarchy has a race problem?!). Jerk learns about Pepe Le Pew being axed and Lola Bunny getting a breast reduction in Space Jam 2 (cancel culture strikes again or IT’S JUST A CARTOON). Also, Soy wonders what changed in the past two months that led to Alexander Wang changing his tune from ‘baseless allegations’ to ‘regret acting in a way that caused them pain.’

This week, we recap the glorious train wreck that is also known as the 78th annual Golden Globe Awards. We break down the culture war’s big week (Potato Head: just a toy or the gay agenda?!) and try to figure out why readers angry about the Seuss estate stopping the publication of books with offensive imagery would respond by… buying more Dr. Seuss books? Finally, Jerk is a fan of Governor Andrew Cuomo’s apology, and Soy raves (read: rambles pretentiously) about Minari (spoilers – obviously).

This week we finally watch a fun movie - I care a lot and we’re looking forward to calling someone a crock of charisma uniqueness nerve and talent. Soy downgrades his rating of Ted Cruz’s apology and Jerk learns that Lakeith Stanfield raps on the side and has beef with Charlamagne the God. We also rate Chris D’Elia’s apology.

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