This week, we recap the glorious train wreck that is also known as the 78th annual Golden Globe Awards. We break down the culture war’s big week (Potato Head: just a toy or the gay agenda?!) and try to figure out why readers angry about the Seuss estate stopping the publication of books with offensive imagery would respond by… buying more Dr. Seuss books? Finally, Jerk is a fan of Governor Andrew Cuomo’s apology, and Soy raves (read: rambles pretentiously) about Minari (spoilers – obviously).