With Vogue no longer in vogue due to presenting non-traditional families, the longkang got together to discuss what even are traditional families and the implication of such an action.

As with the haphazard rabble that we are, the initial 3 or 4 topics we had prepared were thrown out the window when a WILD Jerry threw a propone gas tank into a firepit and Jon decides to fan the flames, devolving into a spirited debate about gay men adopting kids.

And finally, the supreme ideology is revealed in a weird but surprisingly straightforward hypothetical.