In the most tame April Fool's day joke ever, our wives kick off the show to talk about peeing, wiping butts and carry our gross torch onward, plus my wife reveals a show secret. Then Eddie and I take over and talk about his bathroom dreams, the face of terrorism, ripping out teeth, why manpacks.com is great for socks (and why great socks are important), Tom Cruise and more. Walk-off music this week is “Death Rides a Horse” by @RussianCircles.