Hey, it’s a random quarantine show! Eddie and I do a video call (forgive the quality, it’s corona time!) and catch up on life during this madness and talk about how we’re dealing with everything (over-drinking, over-eating, under-sexing). Plus someone ‘hacks’ and tries to blackmail me, audiobooks, gambling with your kids, i make ‘wrap’ videos now (which you can see at http://www.instagram.com/whatsindanswrap) and lots more. I hope you are staying safe and sane out there. Thanks for listening to our little show.

No, you aren’t seeing things! We did a show! It’s been nearly a year since we closed up shop, but over the holiday break, Eddie and I had to drop one in your feed to say hello. We catch up on what we’ve been up to this year, discuss ‘rethink the third drink’, anal fissures, a bit of a brushing mishap with my cats, I get stalked at Target, we discuss an amazing fan email about being ‘bladder shy’, a bluetooth speaker problem, pitting out and lots more. Stay in touch with the show by emailing me [email protected] or @danthebeast on twitter and instagram. See you in 2021.

Well, here we are. The end of the road. It’s our final show and you are going to love it. Don’t worry - the majority is a normal show! We talk about rituals, the Fyre docs, Monster Jam and lots more. Plus of course we reflect on the show, what it’s meant to us, read lots of listener mail, voicemails and more. And even though the show is ending, we aren’t gone forever. The show will live on archive.org, the website will stay online and you can always email us - [email protected] - or hit me on twitter.com/danthebeast. It’s been real guys. Thanks to you all for the support all these years. When we do something new, you’ll hear about it here first. See you soon!

Brace yourself! It’s our second to last show ever, and it’s an absolute doozie! We talk awful christmas presents and how toys have become science projects for parents or mini, fake unboxing bullshit for children. Plus awful ‘freemium’ games, my take on ‘Birdbox’, representation in movies (and why it matters), I have an ‘accident’ on an airplane, I find a new porn category and get busted, internet randos in the comment section and so much more.

In two weeks we are recording what will be our last show (ever?). I want it to have as much listener and fan content as possible, so now’s your very last chance to send us that email or fire in that voicemail. Give us your good wishes, your good vibes, anything. Thank you! www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact or @siftshow on Twitter.

Well, I sure hope you are enjoying your holiday! For this week's show I ramble for 10 minutes about the holiday, discuss the news from our last episode about quitting the show, how to keep tabs on us in the future and more.

Then kick back, relax and enjoy a fan favorite Episode 87 'Tender Bones' from March 2014. We'll see you in January. Be sure to tell all your friends you see during the holidays to listen. If the show gets enough new listeners, the orphanage will be saved!

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Classic show notes: Eddie and I plan our 100th show and play around with our advertising a bit, I give a #tugitfortheshow update, talk about some good/bad Mormon videos for kids about bullying and masturbating, my thoughts on SXSW and the drunkfest it is, my sardine experience and how to eat chicken wings. Plus Eddie tells an epic Church’s chicken story, hobo/coed porn, my conservative political handyman, a woman wanting me to beat her kids, we try out some show SFX, daylight savings time, watching the original Wizard of Oz, playing mini golf and MegaStuf Oreos.

Holidays are in full force and we are feeling the spirit. We talk about me going to see Metallica and Jim Bruer, plus parade pooping, watching porn at Starbucks, choking during sex, karaoke, Eddie gets an accidentally racist smog check, Kevin Hart is an idiot, I get tricked by a hacker, fantasy football update, getting free food from companies and some major show news and an update for you guys. Thanks for listening. Classic show is up next for the holidays. See you guys in January.

The world's most relatable podcasts asks all the big questions like 'how do you wipe?' Plus I have a run-in with a hotel maid, a man dances with my wife, I act like an asshole on an red-eye flight and I get super bladder shy. And then I creep out Antoni from Queer Eye! Someone uses our merchandise as sex-cleanup! Being shamed for using a vibrator! Holy smokes. So many exclamation points. What a show. Tell a friend.

Relatable! I go see "Bohemian Rhapsody" with my wife and pull a dick move and (sorta) break the law. Plus comments on porno websites, I describe our best advice for holiday gift giving (Want, Need, Wear, Read), racist halloween costumes, a guy eating a banana slug, wondering when we’ll get cancer, Filipino music and so much more. Dig it.

We had a blast on the show this week talking about drugs, drinking, privacy, conspiracy theories and more. I go camping and ‘over do it’ on a bunch of levels (including a big accident), we discuss my dad’s “horn levels”, fantasize about the powerball lotto, ponder what makes our show special and a whole lot more. If you enjoy the show, leave us a review, tell a friend, eat some candy corn!

My wife goes on a ‘girls’ trip’ and I’m Mr. Mom for nearly a week! I’m a freaking hero! We discuss that plus how it’s 100% NOT a scary time out there for young men, I go deep and break down an Al B. Sure song, watching porn on a mobile phone, how cool ‘Screentime’ is on iOS, some tweets from Dan you might have missed, we talk about ‘pecker tracks’ what is a ‘number three’ and much more!