Having a rough day? At least it isn't I'm-just-a-kid-and-my-mom-keeps-trying-to-kill-me-plus-I'm-a-maid-for-seven-tiny-strange-miners bad. And if it is. . .don't trust the mirrors, wear lace, or comb your hair, and absolutely do not eat the apple. Join us for the Grimm fairytale original, Snow-White and the Seven Dwarfs!

In the spirit of handfuls of strange men, grab a mixed pack of Creature Comforts cold beer.