This week on Topicopedia, Ste and Nicole return with another hour of absolute nonsense, medical mystery energy, listener chaos and questionable life choices.

Nicole has another egg-related meltdown, the listeners are back with feedback about pavlovas, ice cream vans and underground amaretto panic, and TikTok decides Nicole’s snake setup is somehow worth sending death threats over.

Then it’s into Notable News, featuring fake sexy priest calendars, a live frog found in lettuce, Area 51 thoughts, Gemma Collins somehow entering the Department for Education chat, and Katie Price’s missing husband update.

We also play “Things You Can Say In IKEA And In The Bedroom”, which goes exactly as maturely as you’d expect.

Plus, in Exhibit A, we cover the disturbing case of Malcolm Webster, the nurse accused of manipulating, drugging and murdering women who trusted him.

Then we finish with 2016 nostalgia, meme of the week, and some properly filthy jokes.

Grab a drink, get comfy, and prepare for the usual chaos.

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00:00:00 Intro: Nicole vs modern medicine

00:02:04 2016 nostalgia already makes us feel ancient

00:03:39 Nicole’s absolute clusterfuck of a day

00:08:16 The egg, the dill, the plate and the rage

00:14:41 Listener feedback begins

00:15:18 Andy’s egg puns and “ripe pavlova”

00:16:26 Ice cream vans, beach webcams and 99s

00:17:46 Office lingo and underground amaretto panic

00:19:46 TikTok death threats over Nicole’s snake setup

00:23:20 Notable News begins

00:23:34 The sexy priest calendar scandal

00:25:02 A live frog found in lettuce

00:30:11 Area 51 and alien relocation theories

00:30:47 Gemma Collins and government job losses

00:35:13 Things you can say in IKEA and in the bedroom

00:40:25 Exhibit A: Malcolm Webster

00:50:33 Follow Fast or Scroll Past: 2016 nostalgia

00:51:32 Pokémon Go and the 2016 internet era

00:55:39 Galaxy leggings, Tumblr fashion and old trends

01:01:46 Katie Price’s missing husband update

01:05:04 Meme of the Week

01:09:23 Jokes of the Week

01:13:17 Wrap-up and feedback plug