In Episode 3, we’re diving into the so-called “romantic gestures” people swear by — from candlelit dinners and surprise trips… to the absolute wildest stories you’ve ever heard about love gone left. Some of these are sweet, some are toxic, and some will make you side-eye humanity forever.

Are they real? Are they fake? Who cares — we’re reacting, roasting, and breaking it all down like only a Professional Hater can.

🎧 Tune in for laughs, eye rolls, and maybe even a tear or two.

💬 Got your own crazy story? Send it in — it might end up on the next episode.