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This week, we button-mash our way through a mess of topics that definitely don’t belong together, but somehow make sense in our brains.

We start by blowing into ancient Nintendo cartridges like it's 1994 - because yes, your childhood was a lie and that never actually worked. We dust off the 8-bit legends—back when saving your game meant leaving the console on for 72 hours straight

Just when you think you can’t handle more, BAM — UFOs. Are the little green men here to probe more than just your backside? Do they play Madden in their motherships? And seriously, did the Patriots’ dynasty end because aliens finally got tired of cheating on Earth?

It’s retro games, pro ball, and probing from every angle. Literally.

Warning: Contains aggressive nostalgia, unverified alien sightings, and strong opinions about Tecmo Bowl.

#Mario, #Zelda, #Gaming, #UFO