Join the gang for a storytelling twist this spooky season: horror video game lore. This is part one to the dummies guide to Five Nights at Freddy's, so buckle up for animatronic mayhem and tragedy. Luckily, the audio isn't hiding any jump scares. . .or is it?

For the drink, craft yourself a raspberry spiked smoked old fashioned, distastefully inspired by the Purple Guy.