When you meet the woman of your dreams while pretending to be your gay twin brother...well, that's a recipe for disaster. And let me tell you, it's delicious.

Join Mary and Charlie to discuss the "Mix Up in the Mediterranean," Hallmark's latest story of brotherhood, love, hijinks, and deception.

We ponder the big questions, including:

• Should we adopt Meg's two-month rule?
• What happened to Jeremy Jordan's sideburns in Smash?
• Why is one character carrying around a juicy dumptruck?
• Do cooking competitions usually make contestants wear house arrest ankle bracelets?
• What should we keep in the front pocket of our suitcase?
• Are hamburger buns an appropriate food to make from scratch at 11 PM?
• Are Jessica Lowndes eyes real?
• What made us feel seen in this movie (no, it's not the gay people)?

And Charlie and Mary each have new Hallmark-related hobbies. Can you guess what they are?