This week we venture down to Texas to listen to two under-educated bros tell us about a haunted couch. Emily Prokop from The Story Behind podcast joins us to explain how you don't have to leave coughing and other disgusting mouth noises in your podcast. If you're one of the Michaels who hosts this audible garbage that you call a podcast, get out a pen and paper, and then stab yourself repeatedly with the pen. We also read some recent posts from the Dick Show's subreddit that provide constructive feedback such as suck sh*t and get f*cked. Enjoy.

Check out Emily's show: http://thestorybehindpodcast.com/

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