In which our heroes trudge through whatever that swamp from the Neverending story was where the horse died. Fuck, that was sad. I definitely cried then. I might still cry now. Anyways, they stumbled upon a freshly levelled up staff named Dio. Long, thin, and ginger -- looking oddly like a carrot. It carried a great power of GiveNoFuck, however, and taught us how to not be salty bitches.