The boys bit the bullet and remortgaged their homes to purchase DNF Duel and signed away their firstborns to WB to use as a fuel source for the Multiversus servers. Was it worth it? Hell yeah dude. We can't have some dead weight kids slowing us down on the fresh water raids we will be performing in the coming climate wars. Plus these games are sorta fun. Something, something Tekken Bloodlines.

Release the Snyder cut of Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole.