Kail and Lindsie dive into the depths of internet drama, from the $4,000 "Hair by Chrissy" debacle to the wild world of boy aquarium side of TikTok. Plus, how a DoorDash driver decided it was smart to film a passed out customer, and Kristen reads a very nice email from PETA. A story about a teacher mocking a special-needs student leaves us in disbelief, and a listener asks if anyone expects their man to pay for their friend group's food and drinks when they go out? Unsurprisingly, today's Foul Play gives us the worst feeling in our lady parts.

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CC447: On this month's bonus episode... Kail and Lindsie dive into the chaotic world of co-parenting and the necessity of keeping a pocket parenting plan. Plus, some very interesting "Am I the Asshole" questions—from lying to your sister about weekend plans to choosing rest over a travel baseball commitment. Just another day in the chaos!

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CC446: Kail and Lindsie have some beef with holiday consumerism, where Christmas decorations appear before Thanksgiving, and the struggle of saying no to their children's wants versus needs. Kail has some thoughts on the outrage surrounding Kendall Jenner's comments about Caitlyn Jenner, dissecting why people care so deeply about issues that don't affect their day-to-day lives. Lindsie shares the difference in sleeping naked versus in pajamas, and Kail defends her use of her Apple Watch. Lastly, they discuss the difficulties of maintaining connections, and a shared frustration with "small talk" and the constant communication brought by modern technology. Today's Foul Play is for those who hate butt stuff!

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CC445: It's time for Kindles & Candles! Kail explains the wonderful world of hermit crabs and was appalled at the thought of almost eating an octopus. On a more serious note, Kail shares her personal experience with SNAP benefits, the wide problem of food insecurity and the importance of community support. In true crime world, Jack the Ripper makes headlines once again and there are big thoughts on Ed Gein. Lindsie and Kail chime in on Lululemon's dupe trademark. Lastly, today's Foul Play is a shoutout to stool softeners during pregnancy - you have the worst timing!

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CC444: Lindsie and Kail unpack the trauma of cheap candles that don't quite have a scent, the mental gymnastics of avoiding delivery fees, and struggle of getting their sports kid to care about their grades. Plus, Lindsie reports on some very local news, and Kail can't wrap her head around the story of a parent picking one child's big day over the other. Today's Foul Play brings back a good ol' queef.

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CC443: In Part 2 of these special crossover episodes, Lindsie continues the discussion about the ongoing public conflict with her father and other family members, stemming from tweets and alleged threats involving the sex tape. She details her attempts to terminate her contract with USA Network and Chrisley Knows Best to pursue other opportunities. Lindsie also describes a meeting with her father that went south regarding his financial investigation. The goal with these conversations is to highlight the emotional toll these public and private family disputes have had, and Lindsie's efforts to set the record straight!

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CC442: On this month's bonus episode... Kail and Lindsie are together in Delaware, where sales tax is a myth and hotel parking lots are giving sus vibes. The Roommate Test has us diving into who takes the longest in the morning to who would be the one to snoop around. Plus, Lindsie still has her 7 vacuums, Kail is a chronic dish-soaker (aka she forgets about them), and a listener asks how to have patience with their child.

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CC441: Kail and Lindsie are calling out fast fashion! Is it better to buy cheap clothes often or invest in quality pieces? A viral TikTok of a man raging about women's health sparks an important conversation. Kail and Lindsie discuss the lack of research on conditions like endometriosis and PCOS, the condescending treatment from doctors, and why men need to be louder advocates for women. Lastly, a wild and perplexing Foul Play involving numbing cream and a very confused husband!

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CC340: Kail and Lindsie start off strong by diving into a post about a woman giving up her baby for adoption after infidelity, discussions on school safety and sex education, the humorous and sometimes challenging aspects of school pictures, and the complexities of co-parenting and navigating high-conflict situations. Today's Foul Play involves ingrown hair in a very sensitive place.

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CC439: Kail shares emotional details of her recent visit with her estranged father, uncovering family secrets and confronting the truth about her narcissistic mother. The conversation shifts to the alarming realities of school safety, as Lindsie recounts an incident with Jackson. Finally, the everlasting dilemma on whether to expand the family again, exploring the complexities of being an only child versus having siblings. Lindsie and Kail talk about the importance of social connections for an only-child and the profound impact of sibling bonds, even across age gaps.

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