What is a hoe phase and what's the big deal? How to plan a successful hoephase, aka the Premeditated Hoe phase. Jules and Nomsa were both unsuccessful at their respective hoe phases, but that doesnt mean they dont have some wisdom to impart. Tip #1: it's all about when you shave. Tip #2: Make sure they're not a virgin. Listen to the episode for more useful tips/failed attempts.