Hoetations & Expectations

Hoetations & Expectations

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Hoetations & Expectations episodes

  • 010: Fetishes: Do They Want to F*ck Fog?

    Hey everyone. Happy New Years, to start off 2021 we thought we'd come at you with something that will have you discussing your own sexual desires; Fetishes. Fetishes are always fun to discuss, even when we don't understand them. Hear what we have to say about the things that turn people on and maybe even turn us on...

    Please note: We do not aim to offend anyone. 

    Email us at: [email protected] 

    1 hr 16 min
  • 009- Dealbreakers: It's a no from us.

    Dealbreakers, we all have them. Sometimes it's a very specific rule other times it's just a gut feeling or reaction, either way, dealbreakers are an important tool to help us create boundaries.If you're ignorant, stubborn overly agreeable, and don't like music it's likely you don't make the cut to be in our lives. This week we talk about our biggest deal breakers, amongst other things.- we tend to go off-topic a lot. Hope you enjoy listening bbs :)


    IG: @h_and_e_podcast

    42 min
  • 008: The One That Got Away - Teachers, Lecturers, High School Crushes and International Baes

    Hey lovelies, hope you're having an amazing Festive Season and if you're not, it's because you haven't heard this hilarious and borderline WTF, episode about the One That Got Away. Nomsa and Jules run through a list of stories that will have you on the floor so make sure you listen and send us your own stories because we can't be the only messes in the world.

    IG: @h_and_e_podcast 

    49 min
  • 007: Fuckable Buddies and Beneficial Friends

    So you know that rule that says you should never, ever, ever, ever, everrrrr sleep with your friends??? Yeah same, don't know it either. That's why this podcast was possible. Break all the rules then publically tell people about it is our rule. We talk about FWB vs Fuck Buddies, we talk about our experiences in these chosen predicaments and we probably divert the conversation 3 times, but it's all a vibe at the end of the day. 


    Enjoy. Email [email protected] and follow us @h_and_e_podcast of the gram

    44 min
  • 006 - Shooting Your Shot: Getting a Boyfriend, Dancing Like a White Girl And He May Have F*cked His Cat

    Hey y'all. This week we look at something the kids like to call, shooting your shot and how we were pretty dismal at it. But thanks to how bad we are at shooting said shots, we have funny stories about how it worked, failed and left us feeling - unhinged. Stories about how Jules cuffed her boyfriend and Nomsa hooked up with a man who loved his cat more than - literally anything, will leave you questioning our judgment and how we made it this far. 

    42 min
  • 005- Seal Watched My Story (but actually it's about First Relationships)

    Spoiler alert, this episode has nothing to do with Seal, we just happened to mention him and thought it would be funny to name the episode after him. It is fitting though that he was one of the greatest love songwriters (debatable) of our generation because the episode is *ACTUALLY about our first relationships. Surprisingly Nomsa shares a wholesome and lovely story and Jules' story is just tragic... It's a shame but we're here for the drama. Enjoy listening beebies. <3

    30 min
  • 004- Q+A Part 2: God Made Sex

    Part 2 of answering your questions. Hopefully, our advice has been good, if not then at least entertaining. Today we tackle the importance of physical appearance, being a simp, being comfortable with your kinkiness, and how to turn a cuddle session into a "fuddle" sesh. Hope you enjoy and feel free to drop us an email anytime [email protected]. Thanks for listening.

    42 min
  • 003- Q+A Part 1: Y'all Need Jesus.

    We asked friends of the podcast if they needed any advice on anything (relationships, sex, and love) and you guys pulled through. We talk: People pleasers, long-distance, moving in, clinginess, straight men hitting on gay men, the usual everyday stuff. We give GREAT advice, don't quote us on that, but we do. 

    49 min
  • 002 - Fellas, is it Gay to Come Out?

    It's South African Pride Month and to end off this amazing month we speak about the group that literally stole the rainbow because one of us (can you guess who?) is totally queer. Join us on a weird and, of course, hilarious conversational journey about being queer and coming out, straight people problems, queer representation, and how everyone has technically sucked a dick.

    Enjoy and email queer stories to [email protected] or DM us on IG: @H_And_E_Podcast 🏳️‍🌈

    1 hr 2 min

About Hoetations & Expectations

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Two millennials who are terrible at dating give dating and relationship advice. Hosted by Jules and Nomsa, the philosophy of this podcast is: if you cant do it, teach it (and also make fun of yourself…