Hoetations & Expectations

By H and E

Two millennials who are terrible at dating give dating and relationship advice. Hosted by Jules and Nomsa, the philosophy of this podcast is: if you cant do it, teach it (and also make fun of yourself... more

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How many episodes does Hoetations & Expectations have?

The podcast currently has 12 episodes available.

Hoetations & Expectations episodes:

October 23, 2020 001- The Premeditated Hoephase: What is a hoetation?
We both went through phases in our lives where we'd decided to deliberately, on purpose, by choice, be massive hoes. It was, for lack of a better word, interesting. We share some stories of failure and *success? This episode has stories of pubic hair, premature ejaculation, and rants about people who don't have snacks when they invite you over for coitus. Enjoy Listening!! 💙💛
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34min
June 15, 2020 Episode 0 (snippet) - Premeditated Hoe Phase
What is a hoe phase and what's the big deal? How to plan a successful hoephase, aka the Premeditated Hoe phase. Jules and Nomsa were both unsuccessful at their respective hoe phases, but that doesnt mean they dont have some wisdom to impart. Tip #1: it's all about when you shave. Tip #2: Make sure they're not a virgin. Listen to the episode for more useful tips/failed attempts.
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2min

FAQs about Hoetations & Expectations:

How many episodes does Hoetations & Expectations have?

The podcast currently has 12 episodes available.