#0: This Is Gonna Piss People Off (and that’s fine)

Welcome to the episode where we throw the rulebook in the trash. You’re meeting two women—Laurel and Brittany—who are 37, strong as hell, loud on purpose, and done pretending to fit the mold. We’re not influencers. We’re not life coaches. And we’re definitely not trying to sell you a green juice cleanse.

In this intro episode, we’re setting the tone: raw, funny, unfiltered convos about life, burnout, bodies, friendships, and figuring out what the hell “more” even looks like when society tells you you’re already late.

So if you’ve got tattoos, trauma, a strong personality, or just a low tolerance for bullshit… pull up a chair. Episode One starts now.

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