This episode is all about Hinge prompts — the red flags, the icks, and yes, my own problematic responses. Because apparently, sarcasm and emotional walls aren’t considered flirty? Wild.

I'm decoding Hinge prompts — theirs and mine. From “I’m overly competitive about everything” to my own passive-aggressive masterpieces, it’s safe to say the call is coming from inside the app.

Episode 2: The Marriage Files Part Two

The Marriage Files: Part Two picks up right where we left off — and let’s just say, things get messy. Katie opens up about her second marriage, a whirlwind of cheating, lies, pregnancies (not hers), and straight-up chaos that even included a prison sentence.

We unpack it all — the betrayal, the lessons, and the healing — before diving into how our past relationships (yes, even the dumpster-fire ones) shape how we date now. From realizing that a man doesn’t define your worth, to questioning why so many women rush into marriage chasing “the dream,” this episode is a brutally honest look at love, loss, and self-respect.

If you’ve ever wondered whether it’s really okay to be single in your 30s, no kids, and still completely fulfilled — spoiler: it absolutely is.

Unfiltered. Unbothered. Unapologetic. Just the way we like it.

Season 2, Episode 2: The Marriage Files — Part 1 with special guest Katie Robertson

In this two-part conversation, Laurel sits down with her longtime friend Katie Robertson to unpack the messy, complicated, and sometimes hilarious reality of marriage and divorce. Katie opens up about her two failed marriages—what went wrong, what she learned, and how it shaped the way she sees love now.

They talk about being single in your 30s vs. your 20s, the pressure women still feel to be “chosen,” and whether we’re actually chasing love and partnership… or just the idea of safety and security.

🎙️ Episode 01: Girl Code 101

Season 2 is here — and it’s officially a one-woman show. That’s right, it’s just me, your host, flying solo (and slightly terrified, but also thriving).

In this episode, we’re kicking things off with Girl Code 101 — the unspoken rules, the silent agreements, and the universal laws of womanhood that keep the group chat drama-free (most of the time). From “don’t date the ex” to “text me when you get home,” we’re breaking down the top 10 girl codes — the real ones, the outdated ones, and the ones we’ve all accidentally broken.

Expect honesty, chaos, and way too much self-awareness. Same vibe, same energy — just me, a mic, and probably a few tangents.

Welcome to Season 2 of Don’t Quote Her. Let’s get into it. 💋

We made it to the season finale—and honestly, we can’t believe you stuck around this long. Season 1 has been a ride: hot takes, questionable advice, and way too many side tangents we probably could’ve cut (but didn’t).

Don’t worry, this isn’t goodbye—it’s just a short break. Season 2 kicks off October 7th, with new episodes dropping every Tuesday. What’s in store? Guests who are either brave or slightly unhinged, spicier (read: more controversial) topics, even hotter opinions, and yes… more of those life tips you definitely shouldn’t quote us on.

So pour yourself a drink, laugh with us one more time this season, and get ready—because Season 2 is coming in hot.

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Brittany Eisenhut 

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Episode 12: Polar Opposites, Perfect Match

Last week kicked our ass, but we made it to Friday (barely). With a long weekend ahead, fall creeping in, and content creators making us feel like we’re flopping on social media, we’re here to rant, laugh, and be our unfiltered selves.

For this episode, we’re giving you what you asked for—our story. How we met, why we got closer than everyone else, and how we’ve managed to stay best friends for 20+ years despite being total opposites. Spoiler: one of us thrives on schedules and early alarms, the other thinks “winging it” is a personality trait.

We’ll cover the contrasts (hello, dating styles and stress meltdowns), the glue that keeps us solid (friendship languages and balancing each other out), and the test moments where our differences have clashed but never broken us. Plus, rapid-fire questions like: who cries more, who ghosts, and who always makes us late?

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Ep 11 – Delulu is the Solulu

We’ve made it to ELEVEN episodes, besties. Like… is this our Law & Order era? Do we get 118 seasons? Somebody call Dick Wolf.

This week we’re diving headfirst into the internet’s favorite personality trait: being delulu. Is it manifestation? Is it clown behavior? Or is it just the Gen Z remix of “fake it til you make it”? (Spoiler: it might be all three.)

We’re talking self-fulfilling prophecies, butterfly-stage romance goggles, men who swear liking 50 thirst traps means nothing, and why women aren’t the only ones living in delusion. (Yes fellas, you’re included. Sorry not sorry.)

Is being delulu about your future powerful? Or is being delulu about a man the fastest ticket to Clown Town? We’ve got thoughts. Many, probably too many.

So grab your headphones, prepare to laugh, maybe get offended (that’s on you), and let’s figure out if delulu really is the solulu… or just the circus. 🎪

Listen now on Spotify, Apple, and YouTube — new episodes every Tuesday.

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Brittany Eisenhut

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Ep 10 – Who’s the Princess Now?

You know how women get labeled “high-maintenance” for wanting the bare minimum? Well… turns out the men are the real princesses. 👑 In this episode, we’re breaking down the modern-day fairytale where HE wants to be courted, coddled, and crowned as the main character in the relationship. From “pick me” behavior to emotional support expectations that rival a Disney script, we’re asking the real question: when did the tiara get passed to the guys?

If you’ve ever found yourself dating a man who needs more reassurance than your dog, or acting like his presence alone deserves a standing ovation, this one’s for you. Laugh with us (and maybe at them) as we unpack the princess treatment epidemic—because apparently chivalry isn’t dead, it’s just one-sided.

Press play, because somebody’s gotta say it… and it might as well be us.

Episode 09: TikTok Told Me to Break Up With My Boyfriend

Apparently TikTok knows everything—what you should eat, how you should heal, and yes…whether or not you should dump your man. Social media trends are running our lives right now, and it’s not just relationships—people are letting 30-second clips dictate their friendships, self-worth, and even their “dream life” aesthetic.

In this episode, we’re unpacking the wild world of viral advice: the good, the bad, and the absolutely unhinged. From breakup audios to “he’s a 10 but…” checklists, we’re talking about why so many of us are outsourcing our decisions to the algorithm—and what that says about us.

Hit play for laughs, side-eye, and a little reality check. Because trust us, your For You Page should not be your therapist.

Episode 08: The Child-Free Clap Back
So apparently if you don’t have kids, you’re not a real woman? Yeah, we’re calling BS on that. In this episode, we’re shutting down the outdated idea that womanhood starts and ends with being someone’s wife or someone’s mom. We may be child-free, but that doesn’t mean we don’t love kids—it just means we love choice, freedom, and defining womanhood on our own terms. If you’ve ever been side-eyed at a family gathering, asked “when’s your turn?” for the millionth time, or felt like you had to justify your life choices, this one’s for you.

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