Parody game trailer for Clam Standing, the video game you didn't know you needed to play.

All voices by Matt Crawford

Sound Effects by the following:

Angry Boat - Epic Movie Horn by anderz000

Machine Gun Shooting by deleted_user_7146007

Water splash, emptying a bucket 1 by wormer2

Very quick Splash and squishy sound by aarrnnoo

Long Splash and squishy sound by aarrnnoo

Hammering Nails, Close, A.wav by InspectorJ

airraatchet.wav by cmusounddesign

metro_under_construction.wav by costamonteiro

Explosion Simulation by ALLANZ10D

Explosion by Iwiploppenisse

Dramatic Hit by qubodup

Reverse Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney

Dramatic piano.wav by jobro

Shotgun Glock.wav by LuannWepener

Shotgun - Reaload.wav by AbuNijmeh

Shotgun 02.wav by Claiber7901

F-18 Flyby (Blue Angels) by nicStage

Double Jet Fly Over by Thomas_Marcum

helicopter.wav by soundingoffagain

G36-14-Helicopter In and Away Twice.wav by craigsmith

Many seagulls.wav by Ambientsoundapp

Flock of seagulls.wav by juskiddink

Bad Happy Porn song - you know it, you have heard it before. by fmceretta

Pumpmkin Guts Squish 1.aif by MWLANDI

Splat/Squish 2 by mrickey13

Laser Gun by Metzik

Heavy Laser Cannon.wav by waxsocks

Sherman E8 ("Easy 8") tank driving by nicStage

WAR-LEOPARD, TANK- PASSING BY CLOSE-Leopard tank passing by, changes gears-0003.wav by JoniHeinonen

LightMachineGun2.wav by SuperPhat

Fireworks, Close, D (H1).wav by InspectorJ

Fireworks Crackle by 16FThumaF

Explosion_01.wav by tommccann

explosion_012.mp3 by deleted_user_5405837

Cinematic Hit by PatrickLieberkind

Device powering up.wav by spoonsandlessspoons

WHOOSH-HIT-FALLER by vykroft

three hits.wav by zagi2

Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney

Metal Intro by Leonard.B.Blaesing

Heavy Metal Riffs - 4HR.DM8 by Ellary

Orchestral Metal by theojt

Sex In-the-Suburbs .wav by BaDoink

All sounds available via freesound.org