You know those professional podcast episodes where they drone on about what's coming next season or they interview themselves? This is like that but with less people!

There's another all-hands meeting on your calendar! Join us in the cafeteria for the latest updates from our new managers. Stay productive!!

All voices by Matt Crawford

Some minor FX by Matt Crawford

Featuring the sounds:

00977 stony hall walk 2.wav by Robinhood76

wood steps by mightygian

Walking on hard surface by Rvgerxini

Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav by InspectorJ

footsteps_steel.wav by Ottomaani138

WoodenFloorFootsteps_Boots_02.wav by Lex777

Cough (2) by OwlStorm

double_cough_01.wav by joedeshon

cough1.aiff by Fratz

Displacement chair by MilanKovanda

02408 chair stone floor brawl.wav by Robinhood76

Dragging a chair with two hands by davidkyoku

chair scrape.aif by mredig

Small Crowd pre-concert talking party bar walla talking by JohnsonBrandEditing

Power Spark by qubodup

Electric Shock by pluralz

JacobsLadderShort2.flac by Halleck

Zap.ogg by egomassive

All sounds available from freesound.org

Special thanks to voicechanger.io for help with the quick and easy robot voice effect processing

There's an all-hands meeting on your calendar! Join us in the cafeteria for the latest updates from corporate.

All voices by Matt Crawford

Featuring the sounds:

Phone Ringing.wav by Ferrettomato

Cellular_Ring.aif by amszala

Cell phone vibration - alternating pulses by MrAuralization

00977 stony hall walk 2.wav by Robinhood76

wood steps by mightygian

Walking on hard surface by Rvgerxini

Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav by InspectorJ

footsteps_steel.wav by Ottomaani138

WoodenFloorFootsteps_Boots_02.wav by Lex777

Cough (2) by OwlStorm

double_cough_01.wav by joedeshon

cough1.aiff by Fratz

Mic feedback fx short Mid 2.wav by chimerical

Displacement chair by MilanKovanda

02408 chair stone floor brawl.wav by Robinhood76

Dragging a chair with two hands by davidkyoku

chair scrape.aif by mredig

Small Crowd pre-concert talking party bar walla talking by JohnsonBrandEditing

All sounds available from freesound.org

Join host Chuck "The Chucker" Woods as he introduces you to the new percussive sounds of Sven Ericson and Slabb Cymbals.

All voices by Matt Crawford

All sounds by Matt Crawford

Music: "Last on Earth" by Mother's Keeper, used with permission. Available on all digital distribution.

Continue the adventures of Clam Standing with the all new downloadable expansion: Redneck Riviera!

All voices by Matt Crawford with the exception of A.M.A.N.D.A. by Google Translate.

Sound Effects by the following:

Angry Boat - Epic Movie Horn by anderz000

Explosion Simulation by ALLANZ10D

Explosion by Iwiploppenisse

Dramatic Hit by qubodup

Reverse Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney

Dramatic piano.wav by jobro

Shotgun Glock.wav by LuannWepener

Shotgun - Reaload.wav by AbuNijmeh

Shotgun 02.wav by Claiber7901

Many seagulls.wav by Ambientsoundapp

Flock of seagulls.wav by juskiddink

Goat Sound 2.wav by Erokia

Rewind 2 by LuKaiX

Sonar .wav by Benboncan

sonar.wav by infobandit

Submarine Sonar by Breviceps

submarine.mp3 by theredshore

Submarine by Samantha_Dolman

Scary Ambient Horror Music Long by Audio_Dread

Evil God by Audio_Dread

goat.aif by beskhu

Happy Goat by poodaddy69

Laser Gun by Metzik

Heavy Laser Cannon.wav by waxsocks

Sherman E8 ("Easy 8") tank driving by nicStage

WAR-LEOPARD, TANK- PASSING BY CLOSE-Leopard tank passing by, changes gears-0003.wav by JoniHeinonen

LightMachineGun2.wav by SuperPhat

Fireworks, Close, D (H1).wav by InspectorJ

Fireworks Crackle by 16FThumaF

Explosion_01.wav by tommccann

explosion_012.mp3 by deleted_user_5405837

Cinematic Hit by PatrickLieberkind

Device powering up.wav by spoonsandlessspoons

WHOOSH-HIT-FALLER by vykroft

three hits.wav by zagi2

Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney

Metal Intro by Leonard.B.Blaesing

Heavy Metal Riffs - 4HR.DM8 by Ellary

Orchestral Metal by theojt

Sex In-the-Suburbs .wav by BaDoink

Air Steam Various short 01 by 2imitk

Pop.wav by tmokonen

cassette tape deck open, close, rewind, clicks.aif by kyles

Symphony Sounds by Lemoncreme

Dramatic 1.wav by Lisnmusic

Waves Ambience, Brittany, A by Moulaythami

Ambience, Seaside Waves, Close, A.wav by InspectorJ

Water Dripping in Cave.wav by Sclolex

DRIPPING-WATER-CAVE-WAVES-.wav by Maurice_J_K

Fight - fighting men by vedas

Kids fighting by SoundsExciting

civil war gun fire.wav by electra

reenactment2.aif by alienistcog

cartoon_wink_magic_sparkle.wav by MattLeschuck

Item Sparkle by Mr._Fritz_

epic music.mp3 by ShortRecord

Transformation by venicesurf

Futuristic computer room ambience by ProjectsU012

Laptop Malfunction Beeps by doxent

8 Bit Beeping Computer Sounds by sheepfilms

Computer Beeps.wav by spoonsandlessspoons

rock shelter.wav by zagi2

SKAman loop.wav by zagi2

Atmosphere - Cinematic Haunted House Horror 1.mp3 by original_sound

Metal Band Jam 5 Thrash .wav by RutgerMuller

metal mental 2.wav by zagi2

R21-07-Men Yelling While Fighting.wav by craigsmith

All sounds available via freesound.org

Parody game trailer for Clam Standing, the video game you didn't know you needed to play.

All voices by Matt Crawford

Sound Effects by the following:

Angry Boat - Epic Movie Horn by anderz000

Machine Gun Shooting by deleted_user_7146007

Water splash, emptying a bucket 1 by wormer2

Very quick Splash and squishy sound by aarrnnoo

Long Splash and squishy sound by aarrnnoo

Hammering Nails, Close, A.wav by InspectorJ

airraatchet.wav by cmusounddesign

metro_under_construction.wav by costamonteiro

Explosion Simulation by ALLANZ10D

Explosion by Iwiploppenisse

Dramatic Hit by qubodup

Reverse Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney

Dramatic piano.wav by jobro

Shotgun Glock.wav by LuannWepener

Shotgun - Reaload.wav by AbuNijmeh

Shotgun 02.wav by Claiber7901

F-18 Flyby (Blue Angels) by nicStage

Double Jet Fly Over by Thomas_Marcum

helicopter.wav by soundingoffagain

G36-14-Helicopter In and Away Twice.wav by craigsmith

Many seagulls.wav by Ambientsoundapp

Flock of seagulls.wav by juskiddink

Bad Happy Porn song - you know it, you have heard it before. by fmceretta

Pumpmkin Guts Squish 1.aif by MWLANDI

Splat/Squish 2 by mrickey13

Laser Gun by Metzik

Heavy Laser Cannon.wav by waxsocks

Sherman E8 ("Easy 8") tank driving by nicStage

WAR-LEOPARD, TANK- PASSING BY CLOSE-Leopard tank passing by, changes gears-0003.wav by JoniHeinonen

LightMachineGun2.wav by SuperPhat

Fireworks, Close, D (H1).wav by InspectorJ

Fireworks Crackle by 16FThumaF

Explosion_01.wav by tommccann

explosion_012.mp3 by deleted_user_5405837

Cinematic Hit by PatrickLieberkind

Device powering up.wav by spoonsandlessspoons

WHOOSH-HIT-FALLER by vykroft

three hits.wav by zagi2

Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney

Metal Intro by Leonard.B.Blaesing

Heavy Metal Riffs - 4HR.DM8 by Ellary

Orchestral Metal by theojt

Sex In-the-Suburbs .wav by BaDoink

All sounds available via freesound.org