Hello, people of the universe. Pull out your baseball bats and guns cause here we bring you the first episode of the deadliest show on tv Deadly Class. A show which is like any High school tv show if no one gave a shit if you killed your bully as long as you clean up first. We have the seriously depressed Marcus, the bitchy Saya, and the Pretty great master manipulator Maria.

 

 

HighSchool Cliches:4

New Kid instantly seeks after hottest girl in school and she actually gives him the time of day+1

After school Brawl with bully+1

Your instantaneous best friend explains the school Hierarchy to you +1, Bonus Points your at the bottom +1

 

Reagan must die:3

 Cut funds to nuthouses releasing Douchebag murderous homeless guy who Marcus hates+1

Same funds that were cut resulted in Marcuse's parent's death by flying lady+1

Rant about Marcus's dream to assassinate president +1

Actual Deaths:1

Deaths Via Flashback:3

 

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