Hello, people of the universe, Let's starve off breakfast for The deadly clas,s rendition of the breakfast club this time with dismemberment, blood loss, and nifty overzealous family members. People get stabbed, I start having the feels for one character only for it to be crushed by the realization that they are still a douche. Saya continues her climb to be my favourite character. Marcus is somehow completely useless and the most important character at the same time.

 

High School Cliches:17

Saturday Detention+1

Teacher/cloaked figures who don't give a fuck about a Saturday detention+1

The room of confiscated shit+1

The class bully having a sob story of his own+1 Bonus points the sob story doesn't matter cause he still sucks+1

Actual Death:14

Death Via flashback:9

 

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Hello, people of the universe In this episode of Roswell, New Mexico We meet the fabulous Mama DeLuca who is just as great as Maria Deluca. Liz goes all Mad Scientist on us, Isobel deals with the fact that she might be a little mad, and Max is just Mad.

UCO(Undefined Character Observation)

Each of the characters is a different stage of grief

Isobel is Depression

Liz is Acceptance

Max is Anger

Michael is Denial

Maria is Bargaining

Mama DeLuca even more awesome than Maria

Max is a massive Hypocrite

I have hope for my Maria and Michael Shipping now

 

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Hello people of the universe, in this episode we take a trip to the past and realize that being an extraterrestrial alien with superpowers is not all fun and games. Max and Liz have a moment.... until Max covers up her sister's death to save his. Michael and Alex have a cute moment... until Sergent Crazy gets promoted to Sergent Crazy Asshole and ruins it. We meet the famous Opheicus, but because that's a bitch to spell and say shell be referred to as The Other Isobel or Other for short. We also get some great moments between Other and Rosa... Before Other brutally murdered Rosa and two other girls. 

UCO(Undefined Character Observation)

MICHAEL IS BI

Kyle was as actually more of a douchebag when he a teenager than he is now

Isobel has some serious codependency issues

I miss Maria

Quotes of the episode

Max-"One day we were children. And the next we were something else. I was a killer. Michael, an accomplice. And Isobel Isobel was broken."Liz- "You destroyed my sister to save yours!"

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Hello, people of the universe in this episode Liz Ortecho upstages Batman, Nancy Drew, and Veronica Mars in her investigation prowess, by pulling the whole story of her sisters' death with a look, a sentence and some awkward touching. Team Alien goes in search of Isobel which ends in Max being mad at them, Hubby being mad at Isobel and Michael only there for there for plot convenient gun. There also some Kyle and Alex stuff that only disconfirms the whole Sheriff V affair with Teenage drug addict and replaced with even crazier stuff

UCO(Undefined Character Observation)

Sheriff Valenti has a secret (technically not) Sex dungeon

Kyle was an 80s jock it seems

Sergeant Crazy is a child abusive dick

Max really need therapy to deal with his family

Liz deserves some props for holding her own

I'm still going around in circles when it comes to the Alex storyline

So now Isobel Killed Rosa?

People suspected of Rosa death so far(in order):

Rosa via The Powers drunkness

Max via The Powers of anti-healing powers

Sherrif Valenti via The Power of love

Michael via The Power of telekinesis mishap

Isobel Via The Power of blackouts

 

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Hello, people of the universe. In this episode, we see the results of premature psychic ejaculation. first hand with a town-wide power outage. He almost kills a kid and then Kyle spends the entire episode guilt tripping Max into helping. Meanwhile, Isobel indulges her inner mental alcoholic by getting mind drunk, finding the secret reason for why Maria hates her. And Maria out psychic a psychic.

UCO(Undefined Character Observation)

Kyle is sort of douchebag

I'm still hung up on Maria and Michael from the original series

Liz has too many candles

Maria is referenced to having done an interpreted dance involving pigs blood?????

Isobel powers have the funniest side effect

Liz is really enjoying this whole secret love affair concoction she got wrong last episode

Michael killed Rosa?

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Hello, People of the universe Put on your cement block feet and Hosey on down to this episode of deadly class where we watch the time honoured tradition of a school dance that goes horribly, horribly wrong. 

In this episode, Marcus gives some more speeches, speeches that actually do contribute to the plot. Billy Boy and Lex go to war. Petra puts on a dress, and Saya just became my favourite character. Watch out for THE TEST DAY OF DOOM!!!

High School Cliches:12

School dance+1 Bonus Points It goes horribly wrong +1

Prank/Hazing War+1

The Popular boy takes Weird girl to dance despite there social status+1 Bonus Points cliche dodge+1

Reagan must Die:5

Actual Death:2

Death Via Flashback:8

 Test Day of Doom Mentions:3

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Hello people of the universe, In this episode we deal with high school students avoiding all of there problems the only way they know how, a Massive House Party.

Marcus avoids his shit by hitting up everybody for some week and drinking anything he can get his hands on. Meth Ron blossoms into Billy after an utterly heartbreaking confession. Maria deals with the worlds worst boyfriend and date.

 HighSchool Cliche:7

HighSchool house party +1 Bonus Points Your using the Rich losers house for your party+1 You use the phrase "It just going to be us and a small group of friends+1

Reagan must Die:5

Class students have heard about Marcus murder pledge +1

Actual Death:2

Death Via Flashback:8

 

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Hello, people of the universe. In this episode, Liz Ortecho takes a chainsaw to Max's Heart. Isobel deals with her codependent nature. We learned that Max had psychically prematurely ejaculated all over Liz hot sauce covered finger. We see what Michael and Alex's relationship looks like, and it is not good. And Maria is still the best person ever

UCO(Undefined Character Observations)

Max uses Cam in a failed attempt to get over Liz (Obviously fails)

Liz channels her inner highschool dropout and smokes some Ganga

Alex has some serious daddy issues

Isobel favourite movie is The Land Before Time(despite the supposed racist triceratops)

Maria is awesome for being Bff with both Liz and her sister

Michael deserves better

 

 

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Hello, people of the universe. In this episode, it is the anniversary of Rosa's death. Liz is making awkward for everyone. Max gets his heart smashed on a couple of times, courtesy of Liz. Michael and Alex bang and I am slightly more into it. Maria is still the best, and we meet Wyatt Long who is a racist douchebag that gets tazed. I also spend a week thinking that Max and Isobel boned. 

UCO (Undefined Character Observations)

Max is not a whiny pussy

Michael has a heart (though it takes a while)

Isobel depraved sex acts with Hubby continue

Liz makes it really awkward in a church (She also vows revenge for her sister)

Kyle is the plot convenience fairy

Wyatt long gets beat by a girl (twice)

Maria is still awesome

 

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Hello, people of the universe. Pull out your baseball bats and guns cause here we bring you the first episode of the deadliest show on tv Deadly Class. A show which is like any High school tv show if no one gave a shit if you killed your bully as long as you clean up first. We have the seriously depressed Marcus, the bitchy Saya, and the Pretty great master manipulator Maria.

 

 

HighSchool Cliches:4

New Kid instantly seeks after hottest girl in school and she actually gives him the time of day+1

After school Brawl with bully+1

Your instantaneous best friend explains the school Hierarchy to you +1, Bonus Points your at the bottom +1

 

Reagan must die:3

 Cut funds to nuthouses releasing Douchebag murderous homeless guy who Marcus hates+1

Same funds that were cut resulted in Marcuse's parent's death by flying lady+1

Rant about Marcus's dream to assassinate president +1

Actual Deaths:1

Deaths Via Flashback:3

 

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