Don’t Quote Us is what happens when two women with strong opinions and zero chill hit record. We’re not therapists. We’re not here to fix your life. But we are here to call out the red flags, laugh at the absurdity of modern dating, and roast every man who skips leg day like it’s a hobby.

In our first episode, "New Ick Unlocked – The Ick Factor," we dive into the petty, the cringe, and the downright unforgivable. Crocs in the gym? Immediate no. Asking for Snapchat in your 30s? You need prayer. CC’ing us on a 20-person email with nothing to do with us? Blocked (mentally).

Each week we open the Unfiltered File—a raw, ridiculous, no-holds-barred convo about dating, friendships, corporate delusions, and everything in between. We’ll also slide into our DMs (literally), because let’s be honest, that’s where the real entertainment lives.

We’re just here to say what you’re already thinking—but with more sarcasm and less HR oversight. Subscribe, stalk us, love us, hate us, send us memes. Just remember… don’t quote us.