1) If you had to pick one comicbook super power, what would it be?

2) Would you rather have barely satisfying sex all the time or mind-blowing sex once a year?

3) What band in history would you like to go on tour with as a writer for Rolling Stone Magazine, like in the movie Almost Famous?

4) If you had to be in the middle of a human centipede who would be in front of you and who would be behind you?

5) If you had to fight any comedian in history in a charity boxing match, who would it be?