On this episode of Don’t Quote Us, we’re diving deep into gym culture chaos—the overpriced, overpopulated, under-air-conditioned grind we keep showing up for.

We’re talking about how our dream gym includes A/C that works, free parking, and vibes that aren’t ruined by a pack of unsupervised 19-year-olds filming supersets like it’s MTV Spring Break. For the price we’re paying, we should own part of the building—and yet, no sauna, no peace.

We also get into the psychological warfare of gym compliments (why are men like this?), and what it’s like being in a relationship with a bodybuilder, aka a man who eats 8 meals a day, owns more supplements than furniture, and thinks “posing practice” counts as date night.

Whether you’re lifting heavy at 37, gym-crushing on a man who’s never spoken to you, or just showing up for the mental health benefits, this episode is for you.

🎧 Tune in—because we believe in strong cores, strict boundaries, and gym energy that’s as clean as the floors should be.