Crack out the pink Hawaiian rock salt. Start your intermittent fasting window. Treat yourself to an indulgent organic sugar-free coffee. And live your ikigai lifestyle.We review Kelly Morita AKA Strawberry Mochi! She will teach you how to adapt to the pressures of the gaijin lifestyle through wabi sabi thinking style.This guru’s YouTube series offers lessons from a female entrepreneur on how to be a female entrepreneur who’s only source of income is selling how to be a female entrepreneur.The whole gang has spent their week getting motivational speeches from a chronically demotivated woman. We have learned work ethics and self-management techniques, such as ‘taking the day off for migraines’ and ‘filming yourself doing chores for YouTube clicks’.Kelly additionally teaches Japanese cultural practices, such as selecting Ginza as an Instagram filter. She teaches the fundamentals of Japanese thinking such as gambatte, shouganai, mottainai, chikan and all the other shit you learn from your first week living here packaged as self-help.Tokyo Drew may have shown us Western bubble Japan, but Kelly shows us THE REAL JAPAN (confined to her apartment and Disneyland).We wish Kelly all the best in obtaining her goal of getting Corona virus for more YouTube ad revenue.Also on the show:We get Japan Circle Jerked and mostly positive vibes, but some people have attacked Jay’s flawless Kansai-ben. Biri arimusker?Speaking of being jerked, Koike finally gets to Nik and uses him as a mouth piece to sell the conspiracy theory that Corona is spread via pink-salons. Seems like Koike and her “夜の町” talking points are being funneled to the foreign community by Nik, or should I say NHiK?