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In a time of darkness. Where great evil has been allowed to roam freely. Where the Gaijin terror disrupts the wa of Japan. Where Reddit empires lay in ruin, alcoholics with main-character syndrome must rise.

But in the meantime, here is the relaunch of KoK.

Let's Enjoying!


Recorded 13/4/23

We have some bonus recordings lying around so let er rip. Everything was recorded before December 2021.

Stay tuned, new stuff coming. 

Cam and I recorded a few Court of Kanto eps following the end of KOK. Good? Bad? Want more? Give us a yell

Ando now, za end-o is nea-
Ando so boku face-i za finalu curtain-o
Mai friend-o, I'll say ito cu-rea-ru
I'll state-o mai case, of whichi watashi iz -o

I've ri-bu-do a raifo zatto fu-
Watashi ryoko'd eachi ando eberi douri
Ando moa, machi moa zan zis
Boku dido ito maaaaai weeeeei,

Regreto, boku had takusan,
Ba-to zen ato, too sukoshi to hanasu
I dido what I hado chu duuu
Ando miru ito chu withouto igai

Ai yotei'd eachi chartedo course
Eachi keafa-ru stepu alongu za biwei
Ando mo-ru, machi mo-ru dan dis
Boku dido ito maaaaai weeeei

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It's not the end - stay tuned. This ep was recorded early Nov 2021 -  more incoming. 

Episode 56

Live in studio the man himself: Tokyo Tuesday.

Doxxed but not outfoxed Jay tells the in depth story of Tokyo Tuesday just like he had many times before except this time he shares his knowledge and experience in a much more enjoyable format.  Also, he forgot the hat.

Let’s learn the days of the week!

Finally the episode we have always wanted to do!

On Machida Monday it’s time to review our big fat lovable friend! Vito Gesualdi, previous guest and now on such shows as Infowars, Tucker Carlson and Reuters. Poor Vito and his buddy Dick ran afoul of some “peaceful” protesters. You know this story, it’s everywhere.

Saitama Saturday! We chat about Daniel Lord no longer hiding in his closet. Hang around for an impersonation that Hanzai Podcast is too old to understand.

Fukushima Friday! We discuss how KoK got doxxed. Not at one point of the discussion, but strewn throughout the episode so you will be misquoting us unless you listen to the entire thing. Have fun!

Taco Thursday. Put on your best silver watch! It’s KoK time.

We review Gaijin Goomba’s review of The Last Samurai 

Cam returns, gets drunk and then gives KoK the patented KoK treatment of misrepresenting our opinions so that he can call us cringe idiots

We discuss Zach and Sushi potato again before getting stuck into the most GG video ever to goomba across the face of YouTube. 
This was such a seminal work that we had to drop everything else we had planned to cover it, to the extent that Nick couldn’t even fit in a Conbini Boys segment.

Along the way we include the seven deadly jvloggers, comparisons of Saitama’s adopted son to Tolstoy, and we also included the third installment of Debbie and the Drew in lieu of Nick’s culinary tips

Zach Phoenyx rises from the ashes to set the record straight

This week the KoK boys have a lot to talk about.  Greg is on the Whiskey and Nick starts by yet again trying to psyche Jay out of messing up the intro.  Greg tries to convince everyone he doesn’t use English at work anymore, which was believable considering he could barely string a sentence together.  We discuss the fallout from the Rob_in_Japan interview followed up by our main topic: Zach Phoenyx.

Zach falls in to a category of common YouTuber visual tropes but also manages to cross the best (worst?) of them.  The pubic hair beard of Gaijin Goomba, the Rayban and backwards cap of Totally Drew, the unacknowledged trust fund of Chris Okano, and the laziness of TkyoSam.

We address some of the criticism of our previous episode, and despite the whiskey, Greg coherently and diligently points out our defense of Miss S. Potato. Taking inspiration from another JVlogger with experience being accused of inappropriate sexual opinions, we set this defense to some jazz piano to lighten the mood.

Jay stumbles through the Simon and Martina drama.  Our new favorite Canadians with shared cat custody had a whirlwind romance and whirlwind divorce with their fans threatening each creator separately for a myriad of reasons.  Martina, like a normal and well adjusted person, decided to move back to Japan!  Don't worry, Martina, your love of weeb shit will turn you into a glorious daughter of Nihon with no issues whatsoever like so many before you.

We end with a hilarious recounting of the New York Times recognized and official podcast of Japan (by Americans): The conbini boys!  What wonderful food did they discover? by "they" I mean the one who still lives here.  The other one just laughs like he microdoses mushrooms.

We end the show by questioning our life decisions. Again.