<p>There’s two kinds of people in the world.... the person I saw ask for a wet tortilla rolled into her burrito this past weekend.... and then there’s the rest of us. Do you know the best way to release anger while in the gym? Mr. Fitxit does. Listen to this bullshit to find out mmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm...</p>

There’s two kinds of people in the world.... the person I saw ask for a wet tortilla rolled into her burrito this past weekend.... and then there’s the rest of us. Do you know the best way to release anger while in the gym? Mr. Fitxit does. Listen to this bullshit to find out mmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm...

Episode 05 - Burrito Story, Paying Instagram Influencers to do Algebra, Life as a 117 Year Old Man, Coffee&Vodka, Weighted Jazz Hands

Have you ever head-butted a 6 year old? Do you know where vinegar comes from? How often do you make duck pastrami? When’s the last time you had an A-steam? Why doesn’t The Olympics have a winner? Is it ok to tell Santiago his haircut makes him/her/them look like a member of a VIOLENT STREET GANG? Why is there a Washington state, a Washington “DC” and a Washington University in St. freakin’ Louis??? Maaaaaan I don’t know. But listen to this show. It comes highly recommended. Wear your ear goggles. There’s music in it too. Produced by JOZVEJCORP

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Episode 05 - Burrito Story, Paying Instagram Influencers to do Algebra, Life as a 117 Year Old Man, Coffee&Vodka, Weighted Jazz Hands

Episode 05 - Burrito Story, Paying Instagram Influencers to do Algebra, Life as a 117 Year Old Man, Coffee&Vodka, Weighted Jazz Hands