Wonder why you only see people jumping from fiery skyscrapers onto nets in cartoons? It could have something to do with the staggering amount of busted skulls, idiotic aristocrats, girls who like to do everything together (including jump from great heights), mangled firemen and quite a bit of luggage that pounded the pavement and met gruesome ends during the hundred year farce of this misunderstood contraption. Join us as Bonnie wraps the scare quotes around “safety” nets.