This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we ask what it takes to make an impression. Do you need to have a case of Michelob Ultra and call the neighbors "rectal orifices", or should you hose down your girlfriend to impress your ex-wife. If those measures aren't extreme enough perhaps you can glean a few pointers from Alvin Ron in this week's Pimp Update and learn about a man sentenced to life in prison for tattooing his women. Rose Russo is back to help us understand what goes through the mind of a woman when their butt is grabbed. Hint: it's violent! And we learn about our idiot of the week, who unsurprisingly is an agent of the TSA. Laser pointers: Yes! Pepper spray: NO! Fill up your bourbon and prepare yourself for maximum enjoyment on this weeks Podcast of Billionaires.

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