It's become a joke really. The doorbell rings. You open the door to see an overly enthusiastic sausage pizza delivery guy. In real life you should shut the door, lock it and call for help. But here on the internet, you should settle in, pop some corn and get ready for an extra helping of this week's sausage based bad decisions. Enjoy the show!

Have you ever had someone disappoint you so much that you had to beat them with a burrito, fake a heart attack and get arrested? That might be a bad decision. We talk about the she hulk from West Virginia, the mystery of the haunted can warehouse and more on this week's episode. Enjoy the show!

There are times when you have to take a stand. Sometimes it’s when the cops are coming after you. Other times it’s when the local villagers are trying to break off your junk. You especially have to take a stand if you are a statue. Find out about these brave monuments, some dumb criminals and how to “Dial-A-Swede” on this week’s episode. Enjoy the show!

Do you have a love of fast food and reptiles? Do you enjoy reading on the subway? Have you ever called the cops because your mom was mad at you for smoking all of her meth? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, this show is for you. Sit back, relax, unplug from the internet and read a book. Only after you listen to this episode of the Podcast of Billionaires. Enjoy the show!

Do you remember that time when you thought your best pal had your back? It was you and your bestie vs. the world, and you knew you’d come out on top. On this week’s episode we explore the vast landscape of what can go wrong when a foolish fool is betrayed by his friend. Strap it on tight and join us for this week’s episode. Enjoy the show!

This week's bad decisions fruit pretty hard. Apple store attacks, banana attacks and a breakfast gone down in flames. Feel better about yourself by listening to the show. Buckle up and come on in!

Are people and possums coming out of your fridge and microwave? Have you called the cops for help? Do you have pictures of camouflaged people that only you can see? If you've answered yes to any of these questions you are gonna love this week's episode.

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Guns, Spiders, Naked Ketchup Rampage. This week’s episode has it all!

Only one person can truly be this week’s bad decision of the week. Is it going to be the off-duty police officer who bit a guy in the testicle, or the drunk mother who fell out of her moving vehicle while trying to buckle her 3 year old’s seat belt. Only you can tell us for sure! Enjoy the show.

The police are after you for stealing dollar store shampoo. What do you do?

A) Attack them with nun-chucks.

B) Attack them with a liter of urine.

C) Attack them with a samurai sword.

D) All of the above...

Hint: It's always D. Enjoy the show.