Let's walk a mile in someone else's shoes: You are high on "spice". Someone calls 911. The ambulance shows up. What do you do next?
A) Steal the ambulance and drive it to the ocean?
B) Put on your 'I <3 Crystal Meth' T-shirt, and get arrested.
C) Take off your pants and do the public restroom limbo.
Hint: It's all of the above.
Enjoy the show.