This guy shows up on your shoulder as you are driving your son to school. What do you do?

Hint: It’s not all of the above this time…

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You met your special someone over the internet, and now you are finally together for a romantic encounter. Your partner requested that you wear a blindfold, but during the intimate act the blindfold slips off. You find out that your partner is actually…

A guy who steals Red Bull at knifepoint

A woman who dressed up as a male burn vicitm

A crazy person who likes to swim naked in the ocean for 16 hours.

All of the above.

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You are crossing the Canadian border to get back in the us. You are getting detained by security. Why?

Bag of Weapons (Including Crossbow)

Foam Rubber Nun-chucks

Pooping and Swearing at Cops!

Dangerous Selfie

All of the Above

Find out more on this week’s episode. Enjoy the show!

Love can make you crazy. It can make you repeatedly get arrested for possession of meth as you blow through traffic with your disgraced beauty pageant winning girlfriend. It can make you take out a hit on your daughter’s homeless boyfriend, and it can make you brandish a crossbow at cops in the vague hope that your parents will get back together. Love is all you need, but if you don’t have love, at least you have the Podcast of Billionaires. We got your back. Enjoy the show!

You are being chased by the police. They finally catch you. What’s your excuse?

My plan didn’t work out.

Smoking crack makes me thirsty.

I’m Tarzan!

All of the above.

Find out the answer on this week’s Podcast of Billionaires, enjoy the show!

Milk, milk, lemonade… This week show has a milk flavored theme that will have you tossing your cookies. Quick Quiz: According to Mr. T, you should do which of the following?

Drink Milk

Stay in School

Don’t Do Drugs

All of the above

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We are back. So are you. A lot happened in the months we've been off the air. Too much if you ask me. Let's dive right in to the world of bad decisions with the following:

A) A little something extra for the lawn care employees

B) Something to make your hot pants even hotter

C) 500 kilometers that you'll never forget

Also, a bonus story about Freddie's nuts.

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It's been a while since one of these quizzes so here we go:

How do you know it's time to 'let it go'?

A) You nearly get crushed by a trash truck while diving in a dumpster looking for your wallet.

B) You just filled your pants with stolen frozen fish.

C) You get pulled over by the cops for riding a shopping cart down a steep crowded hill.

Hint: It's all three. Enjoy all these and more in this week's episode!

Have you ever been so mad at someone that you put a lizard in your mouth and slapped them with it?

In this episode of the podcast we learn about what it takes to drive you to the edge. Enjoy the show!

We've got a new year and a whole lot of bad decisions. Join us as we explore the future together with the following nopes.

1) Stuff a chainsaw in your shorts.

2) Steal a car whilst yelling "Happy New Year"

3) Dumping a quarter ton of porn in the local park.

How about a solid "nope" to all three. Enjoy the show!