You've been drinking Four Loko™. You break into the neighbor's house. He wakes up and catches you. What should you do?

A) Apologize and let yourself out the front door.

B) Threaten to beat the dude up?

C) Strip naked and get stuck under a garage door!

Hint: It's always C...

Enjoy!

You are being arrested in the Wal-Mart parking lot (again). The cops think you shoplifted some fried chicken. What do you do?

A) Punch a cop in the junk

B) Eat the police report

C) Use a toddler as a human shield

D) All of the above...

Hint: It's always D.

Also we have a profile of the world's happiest fisherman. Enjoy the show!

This week, we give up editing and do it live. What would happen if we didn't have a host, and instead had three eager co-hosts? We'd still have all the same bad decisions. Buckle up, it's time for a show.

In this week's show we talk about a woman who was so horny she called 911 for sex. I know you are wondering what the mugshot looks like... Hop on over to this weeks show to find out. (We also talk about spiderface-man and the Scottish sewers.) Hang on tight it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Good news everyone! We've figured out how to make even the most miserable place in to a happy winter wonderland. Just strip down to your birthday suit, evade cops for a minute or two, get tazed in the face and fall down. It worked for this guy in Pittsburgh and it could work for you.

Find out more in this week's episode! Enjoy.

You're in trouble and you are going to be spending the weekend in lockup. Who would you rather have as a cellmate?

A) The guy mailing cat poop to businesses that wouldn't hire him?

B) The guy who tried to sell his girlfriend on ebay?

C) The pimp who is suing Nike for not putting a warning label on their sneakers that says, "not suitable for pimping."

We talk about all of these special valentines and more in this week's episode. (Special listener call-ins also.) Enjoy the show! 

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Quiz time!

Who is the baddest mother?

A) The self proclaimed "Baddest Mother". A 74 year old man drinking 4 pints of vodka in Vero Beach, and tussling with the law.

B) A drunk man passed out in a burning truck parked in a Taco Bell drive-thru, who hands the cops a taco when asked for his identification.

C) Will Greenlee, a Florida native and Master of Journalism who writes the Off the Beat blog.

Stay tuned for the answer in this week's Podcast of Billionaires.

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So a Canadian mayor, a stabby racist, a Walpole man, an Argentinian nudist/carjacker, and 90 cows walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

No, it's not a joke. It's this week's Podcast of Billionaires.

Enjoy!

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It's true, you like movies. You like them so much that you start a blog dedicated to all things cinematic. The next thing you know you are watching a terrible movie about your Uncle Kent and his junk. But the fans need you. You can't stop now, you have to take the good with the bad.

You have to relax, do you..

A) Accidentally burn down your house by starting a toilet paper fire?

B) Shoot yourself in the crotch in a road rage incident?

C) Post your own wanted poster on your facebook, "It's me!" (LIKE)

D) Come on the Podcast of Billionaires and talk about all of the above.

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Quiz time!

What's the worst thing about visiting the doctor?

A) The wait is too long...

B) The waiting room is full of people with the flu and no concept of personal space.

C) Your doctor's office is actually a Starbucks, and he wants to give you a thorough exam.

Find out about this and more on this week's Podcast of Billionaires. Enjoy!

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