You are being arrested in the Wal-Mart parking lot (again). The cops think you shoplifted some fried chicken. What do you do?

A) Punch a cop in the junk

B) Eat the police report

C) Use a toddler as a human shield

D) All of the above...

Hint: It's always D.

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