The cops show up as you and your pet parrot are taking your regular shirtless run through the neighborhood. It's almost inevitable that you'll be smiling for a mugshot before the night is through. Do you have a spare 100,000 dollars laying around? Why not try and get some plastic surgery to look like Bieber. If that doesn't work for you, why not kick back and read some great literature in a city park topless. All roads lead to bird attack madness this week in the Podcast of Billionaires. Enjoy!

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So the doctors tell you that the pain in your leg can't be cured. They say the only option available is amputation. They also tell you that you don't have enough money for the surgery. Are you doing to take that news sitting down? Not if you are anything like one of the contenders for the Bad Decision of the Week. In addition to do-it-yourself amputations, we learn about an unprovoked Chipotle attack and the worst used car deal ever. Sit back, relax and enjoy this week's Podcast of Billionaires. We know you'll have a good time and that old 'tick in the nose' feeling. Cheers!

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This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we find out what it takes to stop a naked woman from attacking a slushie machine. Hint: You can’t just pepper spray her. Also, have you ever wondered what it takes to be a dumpster Emperor? You need to be elected in the past by people from the future, just like our bad decision of the week contender did. Stay tuned until the very end of the episode for some double rainbows and some good old fashioned grand theft: helping the poor. Relax as you take off your clothes, pour yourself a slushie and enjoy this week’s Podcast of Billionaires.

We were born naked, and if we do it right we’ll die naked. Some of my best decisions as well as some of my worst ones were made naked. This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we’ll review some bad decisions made whilst naked. We also talk about a panty bandit and a straight talking eye doctor. There’s more, but you’ll have to make it to the end for the payoff and some personal ‘naked time’ stories. Enjoy!

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Paying your bills is hard. Sometimes you run out of money. You might have to improvise. This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we explore the world of alternative currencies, female ninjas, and sexual encounters at Home Depot. When you are done paying for your beer in quatloos, why not try and relax, sit back and enjoy the show!

WARNING: The world's cutest animal has been stolen, and we ask you where it happened. In addition to troubling news from Charlie the pony, we learn about a former vet (animal doc not combat) who thinks putting a "cone of shame" on school kids is an appropriate teaching technique. We also learn about what might happen if the three bears called the cops on Goldilocks. We investigate the reports of middle aged Japanese men being available to rent, and in totally unrelated news we discuss the troubling trend of selling positive pregnancy tests. Is nothing sacred!? Find out on this week's Podcast of Billionaires.

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This week in the Podcast of billionaires we refuse to cause a fuss. Instead we ask some burning questions like: Is it ok to breastfeed your baby while you drive a scooter? Why can’t you just walk 850 miles home instead of calling your mom? Is it true that better fathers have smaller testicles? Is pigeon overpopulation a problem that you have to take into your ‘own hands’? We get down and dirty, but in a polite way in this week’s Podcast of Billionaires. Enjoy the show.

“The toe! The toe! Oh the humanity, someone ate the toe.” Thus began my descent into madness as I was preparing this week’s Podcast of Billionaires. A mummified toe gets eaten (by a human), a teenager gets shot for not going to school. Scandal rocks the world of Topless Protesting®, and a crafty thief steals half a million local currency units armed only with a tiny drill bit. Bad decisions abound on this week’s Podcast of Billionaires. Enjoy!

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It's a classic love story: Woman meets man, they fall in love and move in together. Man sweats on woman's couch and she beats the tar out of him. It's a classic coming of age story: Man travels to Oregon, isn't allowed to pump his own gas, tries to shoot the gas station attendant. This week on the podcast we are both gassy and sweaty, but that doesn't keep us from remembering falling heroes. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show!

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This week in the Podcast of billionaires we race from behind to become number one. Not only do we dislocate our jaw trying to eat a burger, and then try to stab a guy for stealing canned shrimp, but we urinate over everything. In this pee themed episode of the podcast, we learn about a man that pees on a yard, a woman that pees on a cop, a man that pees on another undercover cop, and a cop that pees on a bunch of cops. Everyone is a winner. Get a light beer, some toilet paper, sit back, relax and enjoy the Podcast of Billionaires

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