This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we find out what it takes to stop a naked woman from attacking a slushie machine. Hint: You can’t just pepper spray her. Also, have you ever wondered what it takes to be a dumpster Emperor? You need to be elected in the past by people from the future, just like our bad decision of the week contender did. Stay tuned until the very end of the episode for some double rainbows and some good old fashioned grand theft: helping the poor. Relax as you take off your clothes, pour yourself a slushie and enjoy this week’s Podcast of Billionaires.