The cops show up as you and your pet parrot are taking your regular shirtless run through the neighborhood. It's almost inevitable that you'll be smiling for a mugshot before the night is through. Do you have a spare 100,000 dollars laying around? Why not try and get some plastic surgery to look like Bieber. If that doesn't work for you, why not kick back and read some great literature in a city park topless. All roads lead to bird attack madness this week in the Podcast of Billionaires. Enjoy!

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