You know those friends who swear they’re in your corner… but you haven’t seen them in your comments since 2018? The ones who skip right past your big moments but post a 7-slide Instagram story for their favorite celebrity’s birthday? Yeah. We’re talking about them.

This week, we’re calling out the “supportive” crew who somehow has all the time in the world to repost self-help garbage from their fake-deep “friends” (who, by the way, couldn’t lead a moral compass if it came with GPS)… but can’t toss you a like, a text, or an ounce of genuine energy.

It’s petty? Maybe. Is it true? Absolutely. Tune in for a funny, slightly unhinged breakdown of faux-friend behavior that’ll have you rethinking who’s really in your circle.

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