A minute ago I thought hurling was a clever name for Warnie’s undercover antics, but now thanks to Bonnie’s torch of truth I can see it clearly for what it is – a prehistoric battle sport played by the Celtic megamen – a brutal Irish game that has survived for three thousand years that put hair on my chest just by listening. If you like sports, lubed battle-chess or shin-kicking ho-bags from Darwin, come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough.

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