ALTs are teachersTokyo Drew is a managerAdelstein is an investigative reporterWe discuss the world of fantasy careers this week on K.O.K cast.To feed off your unfounded expectations of crime-ridden Shibuya comes Jake Adelstein. If your view of Japan is based on the Yakuza video game series and the film “Black Rain” boy oh boy do we have a book for you; “Tokyo Vice”.A man who proposes that Yakuza do MacGyver style battle via drones armed with 3D printed guns. So next time you’re in Bic Camera watch out for dragon-tattooed men sporting massive tunnel hairdos and purchasing everything in the electronics section.We are not sure where the truth lies in Adelstein’s body of work. However the K.O.K boys only search for one element in their reviews, and that is cringe, of which Adelstein has a surplus. Ignoring such rules as ‘The events are interesting, you are not’ and ‘A gentleman kisses, but never tells’. Adelstein tells us a story where he is an infallible genius/journalist/linguist/sex-machine who has everybody tripping over themselves to give him anything he wants. A bizarre quasi-non-fictional account of how an entire nation falls in love with one man.In the dreaded but very brief “A segment” we discuss political candidates such as Abenobra lady, who didn’t win the election, but won an erection (Nickles continues to simp). And we catch up with the current King of Kanto; Tokyo Drew as he takes meetings at the most prestigious places in Roppongi.