*Two Guys and Their Joysticks would like to

apologize for The Polish’s audio quality this episode. He thought the mic was

working – it wasn’t. Next week will sound better, promise!*

Ladies and gentlemen, guys and gals, boys

and girls, kids and kidesses, welcome back to the crazy gaming podcast, Two

Guys and Their Joysticks! After returning from bloody battle in the last Mortal

Kombat tournament, Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek rise

to bring some exciting news on this week’s news in vidya gaems, like:

tablet? Hmmm…)

of the Eternals kickstarter D:

(Look at Microsoft shaking in their booties!)

HYPE

piece of garbage Halo Windows 8 smelly shitty game… Shit (Charlie isn’t hyped)

Also, as per the weekly ritual (not the

Satanic one), your hosts will discuss their latest gaming enjoyments, with:

edition

MAN, OKAY?!

Universe Book

(MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

The weekly discussion is a lovely chat

about ports, with a focus on iOS ones. Witness gaming history, as well, when

the guys create the new form of gamer vocabulary: Re-ports, when a game port

changes big aspects (Minecraft iOS, Splinter Cell: Double Agent Xbox Original).

Get hyped for that!

Again, we have a special, heart filled

track for the break from the ever Polish Jacek. May his soul be carried safely

through the afterlife.

Stay tuned to our Facebook page for the

possibility and format of one or more E3 specials! Get hyped, kids. Get hyped.

Here’s the episode: http://ia600308.us.archive.org/17/items/E07ShhNoTearsOnlyDreamsNow/E07%20-%20Shh%20No%20Tears%2C%20Only%20Dreams%20Now.mp3

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