2 Guys and Their Joysticks

This week’s episode has a slight twist; it’s not just two guys, but there’s a girl too. The Ever Polish Jacek’s sister, the Ever Polish Zosia, joins us for an enjoyable episode with banter, off-topic randomness, and some great gaming goodness.

 This week’s news, while barebones, brings you the joyous tale of two EA Origin lovers, and more pre-order moaning from a disheartened Alien fan and two sympathisers.

 Also, we have a huge review this week for a game that all three of your hosts are passionate, bursting with spoiler-dodging and cryptic explanations to anyone who hasn’t played it. Enter Telltale’s newest epic, The Wolf Among Us.

This leads to our discussion about Telltale’s impact on the world of gaming, the return of point-and-clicks, and what franchise WE would like Telltale to take on, so tune in to see what we all think. 

Thanks to The Ever Polish Zosia for coming on the show as our guest, and a big thanks to Mythix and Decision for bringing you your mid-episode track, Dreamer. Enjoy!

Episode 14 of Two Guys and their Joysticks

Welcome back to the wonderful world of Two Guys and Their Joystick! After a long break, season two finally commences, and it’s better than ever. Sit back, relax, and allow Charlie the English Dream and the Ever Polish Jacek to take you on a journey of podcast length sized proportions.

In this episode, we go over some exciting bits of gaming news that will appease:

Legend of Aang and Legend of Korra fans

Those who take an interest in MOBAs and E-Sports

People who like sciencey thingies

Of course, we chat a little bit about what we’ve been playing and go on to review a little:

Killer is Dead

The Ship

And lastly, listen in to our weekly discussion. This episode, we list out all the big E3 announcements, chat about the games and conferences, and Charlie gets hyped for Mortal Kombat X just moments after saying it didn’t look great.

Also, this week, we feature the song Popular by GiGi and Druidboyz in the break. Yes, that’s right, we actually have a proper break now. Took us long enough! We’ll have a new track every week, so stay tuned for some good music.

PS

This episode seriously has nothing to do with Kirby.

In this episode of Two Guys and Their Joysticks, The English Dream and The Polish discuss a variety of topics ranging from speculating on Amazon's new console and what effect it would have on the industry if such a machine existed, closely followed by discussing/reviewing games recently played.

Cabella's Dangerous Hunts

Hearthstone

Dante's Inferno

Guacamelee

To finish off the show, we have a discussion on the recent rise in popularity of rogue likes and how we see their future, their current status and how they are influencing the games industry.

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In this episode of Two Guys and Their Joysticks the multinational duo of Polish and English greatness focus their vocal cords and thought process on the Xbox One and the Nintendo 3DSXL. 

The two consoles get reviewed and rated, which is followed by an in-depth description of software and video games.

We have The English Dream tell us about Ryse Son of Rome and Dead Rising 3, whilst The Polish chats about Pokemon Y and Batman Arkham Origins (PC).

To finish off, a brief discusion on modern day gaming journalism, reviews and let's plays begins, ending the only way it could - with a two minute review of a 1963 Board Game.

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Merry Christmas and a Happy new Year!

Two Guys and Their Joysticks are back from the dead, arisen from the hiatus to bring you a special 2013 wrap up!

We discuss the best things to happen to video games, our favourites of the year, and some horrible gaming experiences that might forever disturb your childhood, puberty and adulthood.

Charlie “The English Dream” fires many shots towards game companies, and The Ever Polish Jacek whose accent is as always, more important than his opinion.

We wish everyone a Happy New Year and many wonderful moments in 2014!

…Also turns out the Frogger board game is like $25 on Amazon. Oops..

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Summer is here! The glorious sun rises above the land, a comforting heat washes over us, and fun and festivities begin! But what are Two Guys and Their Joysticks hosts, Charlie 'The English Dream' and the ever Polish Jacek doing? Perhaps going to the beach? Maybe hanging out with their friends in the summer sun? NOPE, THEY'RE PLAYING GAMES! In this special episode, they invite you to check out fifty of their gaming recommendations each to kick off the sheltered-in season of digital hype. 

Here is the episode: Episode 10.5

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Welcome once again, to your weekly gaming podcast… Well, MOSTLY weekly. We have ben late on a few episodes! But never mind that! Back to normal in this episode, Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek return to their double-act banter and gaming larks. The news this week consists of:

- Microsoft stops charging devs for updates… About bloody time…

- Steam Workshop revenue sharing

- State of Decay and Saint’s Row 4 banned down under

- Bioshock Infinite DLC coming? Get hyped, Bio-nerds!

- Half Life 3 confirmed……………. LEL NO, but we have some rumours

- The Last of Us sexy time numbers

And of course, the games:

- Sniper Elite V2

- Spartacus: Legends

- Intrusion 2

- Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2

To end the episode, our chaps have a chat about the state of arcades, their successes, their failures, and how long they might stick around for. As well, Charlie hypes over the prospect of House of the Dead 5. You get to play as Harry. Feel it, son.

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Here's the episode: Episode 10

Rolling in two weeks late (STYLISHLY late!), Two Guys and Their

Joysticks presents a very special episode. Joined by the admin of Batman Memes,

a popular Facebook page, Charlie "The English Dream" and the ever

Polish Jacek once more set out to bring you what's goooooooood! First and

foremost, the news:

- Another life in the industry lost...

- Hotline Miami 2 (Let the blood flow! >:D )

- The hypest GOG.com sale

- Trading of the Steam

Also, as usual, they digest the contents of a glorious

gaming week:

- Metal Gear Solid

- House of the Dead 3

- Evoland

And, to finish off, a swindling chat on the Xbox One DRM 180

from the perspective of Jacek and our wonderful guest! We hope you enjoyed this

special episode, and expect more treats like this in the summer to come.

Here's the official page:

Facebook!

Here's the episode: Episode 9

Here's Batman Memes:

Dem Batman Jokes, Yo

E3 has drawn to a close yet another year! There was smiling, laughing, Microsoft insults, and, best of all, a tonne of great games! Your hosts, Charlie "The English Dream" and the ever Polish Jacek dabble in post-E3 gubbins this episode, with discussions on their favourite stuff this year, things they didn't like and more, all with off-topic rants on things like live-action kids TV shows... Don't ask...

Also, as usual, comes a review of the games we played during the week, which are:

- Quadropus Rampage

- Lucius

- Conflict: Global Storm

Finally, to end the glorious E3 coverage, the guys host their very first E3 awards show! Get hyped for the announcements, kids. 

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Here's the episode: https://ia800901.us.archive.org/15/items/E08WoooooowExtreeeme/E08_%20Woooooow%20Extreeeme%21.mp3

(sorry for posting this one so late, luv you guuuys)

Join 'The English Dream' in a very special, short episode of Two Guys as he takes you listeners through Microsoft's latest and most important announcement regarding the Xbox One. Although the ever Polish Jacek isn't around this time, Charlie reads out the letter in full and delivers his opinions for all you guys to listen to and agree/ disagree with. Could Microsoft be back in the playing field of the console war? We'll see...

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Here's the episode: https://ia601804.us.archive.org/8/items/E08.5DRM180NoScope/E08.5_%20DRM%20180%20no-scope.mp3

The polish would like to apologise for not being there and leaving The English Dream on his own.

Also, you may be confused, what happened to episode 8? Don't you worry those dreamy eyes of yours our beautiful listener, it's coming. Tomorrow. Or today. Who knows. It is recorded. We've been busy <3 xoxoxoxox

Also, a very special episode coming this weekend, stay tuned! 

Luv yoo gais. 

~Polish