2 Guys and Their Joysticks

Its E3 week, listeners! The games! The glory! But most importantly this year, the consoles! After watching both Microsoft’s and Sony’s conferences, and catching up with all the online information, Two Guys and Their Joysticks bring you an extra special episode. In it , Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek engage in a one hour battle royale to create a victor. The weapons? THE XBOX ONE AND THE PLAYSTATION 4! Which will be crowned the winning console? Who will seize the day? Find out in this fun, hilarity packed episode TODAY… Or later… You know… Whenever you feel like it…

Here is the episode link: https://ia801807.us.archive.org/24/items/Episode7.5WhoWillBeSuckedNextGen/Episode%207.5%20-%20Who%20will%20be%20sucked%20next-gen_.mp3

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*Two Guys and Their Joysticks would like to

apologize for The Polish’s audio quality this episode. He thought the mic was

working – it wasn’t. Next week will sound better, promise!*

Ladies and gentlemen, guys and gals, boys

and girls, kids and kidesses, welcome back to the crazy gaming podcast, Two

Guys and Their Joysticks! After returning from bloody battle in the last Mortal

Kombat tournament, Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek rise

to bring some exciting news on this week’s news in vidya gaems, like:

tablet? Hmmm…)

of the Eternals kickstarter D:

(Look at Microsoft shaking in their booties!)

HYPE

piece of garbage Halo Windows 8 smelly shitty game… Shit (Charlie isn’t hyped)

Also, as per the weekly ritual (not the

Satanic one), your hosts will discuss their latest gaming enjoyments, with:

edition

MAN, OKAY?!

Universe Book

(MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

The weekly discussion is a lovely chat

about ports, with a focus on iOS ones. Witness gaming history, as well, when

the guys create the new form of gamer vocabulary: Re-ports, when a game port

changes big aspects (Minecraft iOS, Splinter Cell: Double Agent Xbox Original).

Get hyped for that!

Again, we have a special, heart filled

track for the break from the ever Polish Jacek. May his soul be carried safely

through the afterlife.

Stay tuned to our Facebook page for the

possibility and format of one or more E3 specials! Get hyped, kids. Get hyped.

Here’s the episode: http://ia600308.us.archive.org/17/items/E07ShhNoTearsOnlyDreamsNow/E07%20-%20Shh%20No%20Tears%2C%20Only%20Dreams%20Now.mp3

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Guess who’s back? Two Guys and Their Joysticks. Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek bring a game review focused episode this week, bursting with opinions on SEVEN different games featured in the Humble indie bundle 8! Also, however, is the regular news:

- Andrew Scott Reisse’s death (a sorely missed man in the industry)

- EToo, London’s alternative E3 experience

- Take Two publishing right onto iOS platforms

As mentioned, the guys also review all games in the Humble indie bundle 8. You’ll have 7 days to get your hands on the collection as of upload date. The games are:

-Hotline Miami

-Proteus

-Dear Esther

-Little Inferno

-Thomas was Alone

-Capsized

-Awesomenauts

Hurtling in lastly is the weekly discussion, this time about video game films. The chaps talk about movies they’d recommend, movies they wouldn’t, movies they want to see being made, and the Raging Boll (Visit Uwe Boll’s Wikipedia for LOLZ). 

Tune in next week for more news, reviews and a discussion on game ports! Enjoy, listeners! 

Here’s the episode: http://ia601709.us.archive.org/6/items/Episode6VacateToMiamiABundleOfFun/Episode%206%20-%20Vacate%20to%20Miami_%20A%20Bundle%20of%20Fun.mp3

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Welcome back, guys and girls, to another

instalment of Two Guys and Their Joysticks. In this fateful episode, Charlie

‘the English dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek deliver the news they scavenged

from the pre-E3 silence- they work hard to bring you the latest goodies,

including:

-Dying Light reveal (so scary!)

-The Curiosity iOS project

-KotoR on the iPad

-Unity on iOS FREEEEEE!

-Final Fantasy 14’s collector’s edition (+1

XP for Square Enix)

-Fary Cry 3 map editor: BLOOD DRAGON

EDITION, SON!

-Remedy’s future plans

The chaps tell us about their recent gaming

hijinks, too. Charlie’s finally had a go at Papers, Please and also dipped into

the Chinese ninja warrior game, Mortal Kombat: Deception. Jacek, wonderful as

ever, describes the worryingly enlightening Plague Inc and the absolutely

badassery of Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine.

A special treat for you listeners this

episode is a fan letter from a game retailer employee. We get to see his

insights into the Xbox One, which are very interesting! Furthermore, landing

with a controversial BANG is the episode’s discussion on the Saint’s Row genre,

where it’s going, how we feel about it and what other folks are saying.

Here’s the episode: http://ia801709.us.archive.org/14/items/E05TypicalTopics/E05_%20Typical%20Topics.mp3

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You're in for a special treat this week! Two Guys and Their Joysticks brings you listeners a special episode dedicated to a discussion about the Xbox One. We laugh. We cry. But mostly, we get very, very disappointed. Both Charlie 'the English dream' and the ever Polish Jacek give their views and opinions on the 8th generation of consoles with a strong focus on Microsoft's VHS player- whoops, I mean 'gaming system'.

Disclaimer: this episode is somewhat quiet, totally not because Jacek was kicked out his office and forced to record in his bedroom and DEFINATELY not because Charlie was partially intoxicated. Listen at your peril.

Here's the episode link: https://ia601705.us.archive.org/17/items/E04.5XBOXWatercoolerHushedEdition/E04.5_%20XBOX%20Watercooler%20-%20Hushed%20Edition.m4a

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Returning from the fiery realms of their gaming weeks, Charlie 'the English dream' and the ever Polish Jacek embark on their weekly journey once more!

In this chilling episode, we talk about some freezing news:

-This month's terrible and not so terrible movies

-DICE's new studio

-The Pixel Press Kickstarter (Support here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/robinrath/pixel-press-draw-your-own-video-game?ref=category)

-Scribblenauts: Unmasked

-Nintendo's YouTube disputes

-Destiny information

-Ubisoft sales

Also, come the ever helpful reviews of the games we've played through the week. Jacek tells us about the limited, pointless and IAP infected game called Guncrafter, as well as a look into the indie game, Binding of Isaac. Meanwhile, Charlie enlightens us to the hilarious antics of Armed and Dangerous while also dragging us through the violent, gruesome world of Killing Floor.

This episode's discussion revolves around DLC and season pass controversy. Do we need them? Do we like them? Will they continue to be used? Jacek certainly hopes not. You can view this discussion by paying a small podcast pass fee.

Not really. You got trolled, son!

In this episode's break is a cool treat, too! We bring a hot tune from the past down to the frosty depths of the present. Listening to this track will make your bones turn to ice and your brain transform into a miniature glacier. Get hyped, kids. Get hyped.

Here's the episode link: http://ia801705.us.archive.org/34/items/E04SoColdSoCold/E04%20-%20So%20cold%2C%20so%20cold.mp3

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See you in the next episode!

Join Charlie the english dream and the average as ever polish Jacek on this weeks episode of Two Guys and Their Joysticks!

On this episode we get hyped about the following news:

- TimeGate layoffs,

- Eternal Darkness 2

- No one wants the WiiU :'(

- EA hacked!

- OUYA insane $15 million funding

- The forest

- Upcoming games and titles

After a refreshing break we come back to talk about games we've played and to lead a powerful and thrilling discussion on a pressing topic very close to our heart.

We also introduced user questions thanks to our brand spanking new facebook page "Two Guys and Their Joysticks" give us a like to be up to date with our news and to submit any questions you may have!

Here's the episode link: http://ia801707.us.archive.org/5/items/TwoGuysAndTheirJoysticksE01BioWareBrilliance/E02_%20Joshzilla_%20Slayer%20of%20Chairs%2C%20Desecrator%20of%20Podcasts.mp3

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In this weeks episode of Two Guys and Their Joysticks, not only do we reduce the penis jokes to the small amount of 1 towards the very end, but we also get into some game news, reviews and a big discussion which under the terror of Joshzilla becomes diluted ever so slightly.

But fear not, for the content is still fresh and full of energy.

The news from this week are:

New WoW Movie vfx supervisor, Kevin Conroy not in Arkham Origins, Watchdogs release dates, CoD: Ghosts announced, TimeGate chapter 11 bankrupcy, Batgirl confirmed in Injustice.

As Jacek didn't have time to game at all this week, Charlie carries the discussion by talking about The Thing, and Judge Dredd vs Zombies.

We then take you along into a romantic and touching story about love and friendship.

This is followed by a discussion about the development of MMORPG's (specifically Elder Scrolls Online) which almost burns into ashes with the surprise guest appearance of Joshzilla.

We have some audio problems in this episode but they're resolved later on.

Here's the episode link: http://ia801707.us.archive.org/5/items/TwoGuysAndTheirJoysticksE01BioWareBrilliance/E02_%20Joshzilla_%20Slayer%20of%20Chairs%2C%20Desecrator%20of%20Podcasts.mp3

Hello and welcome to a brand new show featuring two wonderful personalities that share their thoughts and opinions on everything video games!

We have Charlie "Baby-Face" a stunning englishman, and Jacek "Turkeydipking" an above average polishman. The duo talk about video game news, discuss game related issues and topics, as well as review and talk about games.

In this episode, we introduce ourselves in an episode recorded at 1:00 in the morning with both of us tired and sick, but full of energy nevertheless!

The topics discussed in the first episode are;

News:

-Writer for next Mass Effect Game

-Square Enix and their $$$ problems as well as THIEF 4 development

-Bethesdas next game

 

Games:

Attack, Eternal Darkness

 

Final Discussion:

Mass Effect and BioWare in general.

 

We apologize for any audio issues and ask you to stick with us as we try to figure things out, next episode will definitely improve as Jacek wont have hayfever and Charlie would not go to the theatre to see an awful play.

Here's the episode link: http://ia601707.us.archive.org/5/items/TwoGuysAndTheirJoysticksE01BioWareBrilliance/Two%20Guys%20and%20their%20Joysticks%20E01_%20BioWare%20Brilliance.mp3