"That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless."

Let's go back in time when the world was more vibrant, credit cards were a necessity, and Nicolas Cage hadn't gone full crazy.

A man from the dark city finds the girl of his dreams at a party in the bright shiny Valley. Randy hates the Valley but will make an exception when he sees Julie.

Julie must decide if she's going to stay with her narcissistic boyfriend and by doing so, continue to fit in with her friends...or decide to chance it all by going out with the non-conformist punk rock music listening Randy.

Valley Girl is a favorite of Melissa's and she hasn't been able to hide her excitement about watching and discussing it. Eric is iffy on Nicolas Cage...but has been in love with EG Daily since childhood. Will this movie get two totally tubular reviews, or will one of them say it's grodey?