"Hi, doggie."

What happens when one co-host suggests that we discuss a movie that is supposedly unwatchable? We shoot ourselves in the foot and end up watching The Room.

Written, produced and directed by the mysterious weirdo known as Tommy Wiseau, The Room centers around Johnny (played by Wiseau) and how his somewhat wonderful life is shattered when his girlfriend Lisa grows tired of their relationship and decides to have an affair with their mutual friend Mark. This causes Johnny to become paranoid and his life spirals out of control until the tragic end.

There are bad movies, and then there's The Room. Written by a man that most likely doesn't know how to read and starring "actors" that were probably only compensated with a free lunch, The Room has grown into a huge cult classic that even spawned an award winning biographical movie known as The Disaster Artist.

Join us as we attempt to break down his garbage pile of a movie that includes awful dialogue, creepy kids, lots of random games of catch football, and even some possible bellybutton sex. This movie truly "tore us apart!"

"I'll take you to mom no matter what."

In the second episode of the podcast, Eric and Melissa discuss 2016's Train to Buscan, the hit zombie film that set a record for being the first Korean film to break an audience record of 10 million theatergoers.

Gong Yoo stars as Seok-woo, a workaholic divorced father of one who is accompanying his young daughter on a train ride to meet her mother while a zombie outbreak happens. Banding together with some soon-to-be parents and a high school student, the group do what they can to survive the dangerous train ride.

Intense situations, likeable characters, and a gut punching finale, Train to Buscan keeps you hooked from start to finish. Join your hosts as they punch that ticket and go full speed ahead in this episode!

Join Eric and Melissa as they start his "interesting" journey together, watching and discussing movies that just leave you wondering "What the f**k did I just watch?" Be it horror, sci-fi, action, or just something that you'd most likely have wasted your time watching, it'll be discussed.

"What has been used on one side, is lost on the other side. There's no going back."

In the debut episode, Eric and Melissa tackle 2024's The Substance. A horror movie that seemingly came out of nowhere and took award shows by storm.

Starring Demi Moore as Elisabeth Sparkle, an actress who has just turned 50 and is immediately considered too old for her television show. After using a black market drug known only as The Substance, a younger version of "herself" named Sue is "born" and starts to live the good life that Elisabeth still craves. The major catch is that after a week, things have to go back the way they were and Sue eventually comes to dislike that.

Social commentary on aging mixed with a lot of body horror and a major WTF finale, The Substance is a huge way to start the podcast. Make sure to buckle up because it's going to be quite the ride.