"Operator, get me the police! I DON'T KNOW where I'm located, just get me the police, there's a... there's a... just get me the police, PLEASE?"

We all have moments that may traumatize us and that could include watching certain movies at certain ages. Melissa remembers watching Trilogy of Terror on television at three years old and has been afraid to revisit it...until now.

When this movie is brought up in discussion, the subject matter is always about how terrifying the Zuni Fetish Doll is in the final story. But what about the other two tales in this anthology? Do they hold up to the final chapter with the doll? Are they a good enough hook to keep the viewer interested? What year did this movie really come out? And will Melissa be able to sleep at night after facing her fear of seeing "that fucking doll" one more time? All that and more will be discussed in Episode 15!

"Nathan, that was no fuckin' bear.."

Before Jennifer Aniston was busy hanging at the Central Perk, she was in North Dakota fighting an evil little Irish imp that just wanted his gold back. Well, we all gotta start somewhere.

Oh, boy. Lots to unpack with this one. One host understands how goofy the premise is and kind of allows it to unfold. The other doesn't care and hates it from the beginning. From awful child acting and it being way more comedy than horror, to using children's toys as weapons and the director's obsession with showing off what brand of footwear the characters are wearing, there isn't a question that isn't asked.

But hey. At least when it became Bugs Bunny and Wile E. Coyote, even the most upset host of the show admitted to laughing. We guess there's that.

"Okay, I'm drawing a line in the f**king sand, here. Do not read the Latin."

We all know the tropes when it comes to horror movies. There's always a certain type of character. They always HAVE to have sex. The group ALWAYS splits up.

But what if this was purposely made to happen by people in an underground facility, watching the groups every move? And what if said group is doing it so they can appease the Ancient Ones and keep the Earth from being destroyed?

Yes you read that description right. Join us as we discuss this very smart love letter to the horror genre. It's meta. It's funny. It's bloody. It's The Cabin in the Woods.

**Please note that Melissa's audio is a little bit low due to her speakers**

"Roses are red, violets are blue, one is dead, and so are you."

When it comes to Valentine's Day and horror movies, 99 percent of the time, My Bloody Valentine is brought up. The legend of psychotic miner Harry Warden is huge in the horror community and we're going to find out why.

The film has some good things going for it: a creepy legend concerning the killer, a gory calling card from said killer, and some creative kills. But...there's also characters that are called kids when they're pushing 40 or older, lots of scenes that lead to nothing, and an ending that at least left one of our hosts shaking their head in disappointment.

Is it worth the praise it's gotten over the decades or is it just another Hallmark holiday? And how many references to Carrie does this movie try to throw at you? Avoid the Valentine's Day dance and find out!

"The review you had on "Shark Sandwich", which was merely a two word review, just said 'Shit Sandwich'."

Who didn't want to be a rock star growing up? The fame, fortune, and fans were something that would be welcome to a successful rock and roll band. However, it's a little different concerning Spinal Tap.

Join us and our special guest Neil Preston as we talk about this little band's fall from grace. From props not working on stage to concerts being cancelled, Spinal Tap continues to push through it all, even when being second billed to a puppet show.

Neil has worked nearly his entire life as a photographer for various rock and roll bands and he gives us some insider information on just how accurate some of these situations may be when it comes to life on the road.

Make sure your amps are turned up to 11 and then shove an aluminum foil wrapped cucumber down the front of your pants because we're discussing This is Spinal Tap!

"Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now, you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it."

In 1978, John Carpenter directed a very small independent film known as "Halloween." With a tiny budget, a screenplay written in three weeks, and lots of unknown actors as actresses at the time, it relied on word of mouth to become successful. Successful is an understatement.

Giving birth to Jamie Lee Curtis' movie career and starting a successful franchise, no one expected Halloween to blow up as much as it has after 40 plus years. But the man in the scary William Shatner mask known as Michael Myers proved to be the little engine that could, spawning a total of 13 films (which include a remake and its own sequel).It's one of the most popular horror movies of all time and for Episode 10, it was chosen for us through a poll and well, here we are.

Eric has seen it dozens of times. Melissa saw it once when she was very young and remembers almost nothing. How will this horror classic stack up? Grab a some Halloween candy, light up that jack-o'-lantern, and find out!

"Don't you touch the camera! We have to let everyone know what's going on here!"

What seems to be a typical boring night for TV show host turns into a situation where she and a group of people have to fend for their lives against a horde of infected humans wanting to feast on their flesh, all while not being allowed outside the building due to police and military involvement trying to contain the virus inside.

What happens when we decide to leave the cheesy horror movies behind and get back to discussing a truly scary movie? Well, Melissa will explain to everyone in earshot just how much she may have wished she was back in the mall with the Killbots from the last episode.

Join us for Episode 09 as we deal with the infected people (and more) from 2007's Spanish horror film, REC.

**Please note that Melissa's audio is a bit on the low side due to her speaker. **

"It's not you, Ferdy. I guess I'm just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots."

So many things can be thought of when remembering shopping malls back in the 1980s: Credit cards, arcades, food courts, and even killer robots. Yes, killer robots. Join us as we stay in the Sherman Oaks Galleria from Episode 07 but trade in Nicolas Cage for a trio of security robots gone bad.

Nudity, violence, low budget, and cheesiness are the requirements for anything associated with Roger Corman and Chopping Mall has all that. Does it work? Join us as we discuss this cult classic of technology gone completely wrong and see if we truly "have a nice day."

"That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless."

Let's go back in time when the world was more vibrant, credit cards were a necessity, and Nicolas Cage hadn't gone full crazy.

A man from the dark city finds the girl of his dreams at a party in the bright shiny Valley. Randy hates the Valley but will make an exception when he sees Julie.

Julie must decide if she's going to stay with her narcissistic boyfriend and by doing so, continue to fit in with her friends...or decide to chance it all by going out with the non-conformist punk rock music listening Randy.

Valley Girl is a favorite of Melissa's and she hasn't been able to hide her excitement about watching and discussing it. Eric is iffy on Nicolas Cage...but has been in love with EG Daily since childhood. Will this movie get two totally tubular reviews, or will one of them say it's grodey?

"Half man, half plant. A goblin's favorite food."

Have you ever wondered what happens when you have a director who can't speak English try to direct a crew of wannabe actors who can't act? What if you add a screenplay written by that same director's also non-English speaking wife and the fact that the screenplay was inspired by her friends suddenly becoming vegetarian? Add a bunch of little people walking around in potato sacks and cheap rubber Halloween masks and you get Troll 2.

Oh, boy. Where do we start? A movie so bad yet has such a huge following that it is constantly played in theaters across the country for Midnight Movie Madness showings, as well as spawning the award winning documentary, "Best Worst Movie."

This "movie" has it all: Trolls that are actually goblins, the spirit of a dead grandfather who can apparently freeze time, and even some witchy popcorn sex. With all that and more, is this movie really so bad it's good? Well grab yourself a double-decker bologna sandwich as we find out.