Don't you worry folks, this is NOT a sad episode. In fact, it starts out rather happy and gave us an opportunity to catch up on the things that we've been wanting to discuss before Taylor rudely interrupted us with her Eras Tour performances. Rachel has an idea for Taylor to create a docu-series about the Eras Tour. Sam ties in several Creed moments that we're pretty sure only we will enjoy. We get into our "New Shit" segment with a podcast first: a podcast! Then we introduce this episode's song and pair surprisingly delicious cocktails to it. The music behind Sad, Beautiful, Tragic is simple and, well, beautiful. We break down the lyrics and debate who the song could be about. Julia Stiles somehow makes her first appearance in this episode, which confused us because her name is literally a Taylor Swift song. Coincidence? Tune in to hear it all go down!